Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[Pissed Boomer]

Kirk Douglas signing autographs, 1953

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[TheBirdie72]

Kirk Douglas signing autographs, 1953

Cool pic… Shame she didn’t wash her butt for over a week after that, though…

 

[Pissed Boomer]

Cool pic… Shame she didn’t wash her butt for over a week after that, though…

Good enough to eat!

 

[M_Pluto]

I gotta side with boy toy on this one. It is a 15+ hour drive for us and we split it going out and coming home. If you can leave early and split it, I would go that route.

We got their late last year, because of this we planned better this year so we will get their on time and took more time off.

I'd be all for that, but family Easter dinner is on Saturday that weekend, and missing it is not an option (for some reason I didn't clue into the "Easter" bit in "Easter Jeep Safari" until just a week or two ago.....). Anyways, I am determined to get there on time if at all possible. I think that with 2 4 hour shifts each, we could easily get close enough to Moab to get up at a somewhat early hour and still arrive on time. I've done similar driving before in the past. Though I wasn't travelling with a princess who refuses to sleep in the Jeep (which is a lot more spacious than the Mazda was....), and insists on getting hotel rooms. I told him if he wanted a room, he was paying for it. I had planned on sleeping in the Jeep at rest stops, but oh no, someone thinks that BeeBee is a flashy new sports car and we will get car jacked at gun point if we do.......

How in the seven hells did I end up with the most sheltered boy? He also went on a rant about my driving (he seems to think Im "wreckless/lazy" ) and how I was likely to get us pulled over, cause American cops look for the smallest infractions, and then officer could see we were Canadian, decide to test us and we could go to jail for having weed in our systems.

How on earth does this man's mind go to these places?

 

[M_Pluto]

Ya know, I've got a crowbar you can borrow.

I have a couple out back. We build our own fences..... But I'll keep your offer in mind on the off chance I decide the risk of bloodying one of my own is too much.

 

[M_Pluto]

Good morning Jeepers and Jeepettes & Barbie

I heard that Pluto wasn't happy with Earl and wrapped her Jeep. Not telling who told me.

I have a physical aversion to the colour pink.

Anyone tries to use that knowledge against me, just know that while I don't choose to start shit, I always definitively finish it.

I add that last bit because of the crackers I know y'all to be.

 

[M_Pluto]

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... I just did three orders online, some misc amazon stuff? 67designs mount, and some new clothes.

 

[wibornz]

Yeah, the Jeep felt pretty unstable the few times I've gotten it over 80, lol. I would absolutely not drive it that fast for longer than it takes to pass a swaying tractor trailer.

65 seemed like the sweet spot on 32s and it might be that way on the 33s. I think the transmission is still adjusting to the wave of different tire size programming I did to get the speedo right. lol. Its starting to use 8th gear more now but It didn't want to for a few days.

I am averaging over 17 mpg lifted, with bead locks, on 37s running 70plus on the highway,.In town and wheeling while loaded down with gear. I know some will call bullshit, so pics for proof. Note: I also passed the 100,000 mile mark today.

Also over 9,000 miles so far during this years wheeling adventures.

This pic shows me running 70+ on the other screen. I took this earlier in the day because my Apple Watch told me the inside of the Jeep was reading 65 decibels while going 70+ mph. Also note that I run a Bestop Sunrider. So not only is my jeep getting great mileage it’s quiet too.

 

[wibornz]

It leans far enough to scrape the pegs.

I have been known to scrape a peg or two.

when the peg post as a little longer.

 

[wibornz]

Where did you find a hooker for $10 -asking for a friend

Probably Benton Harbor Michigan. Years ago a friend of mine was offered a BJ by two hookers for $15. In Benton Harbor.

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

I have a physical aversion to the colour pink.

Anyone tries to use that knowledge against me, just know that while I don't choose to start shit, I always definitively finish it.

I add that last bit because of the crackers I know y'all to be.

Who's a cracker??

 

[Huntinwild88]

Is the Great Alaskan Bush Company still in business? .... asking for another forum member ..

I think it is... But I I wouldn't know first hand. Think few of the guys from
Work have mentioned it.

 

[dragoneggs]

The pushing of the non-existent passenger side brake pedal

Does your wife refuse to be in the Jeep with you on the fun obstacles too?

Yup… on both accounts.

 

[nomographer]

I like plant-based burgers. Cattle eat grass, so beef is plant-based.

Vodka is vegan! Beer and wines not so much (but probably vegetarian). Tasty liquors!

And they've probably never been recalled for e coli.

 

[nomographer]

It's not a butt, but a bald man, face down, kissing the cheek of the baby.

Quoting to make the image smaller, which tends to make it easier...

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