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[Iaintgonnatellu]

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[grimmjeeper]

As my 4'9" HS girlfriend once told me, "we're all the same height when we lie down".

My old HS girlfriend told me "they're all pretty when you turn the lights off."

 

[stil2low]

i'm thinking @stil2low old man. he's probably thinking of beating the shit out of his friend with the crutches. then kicking with the boot.

Yah it my dad, broke his heel the other day hoping off the tractor. Did it in his duckies, probably only person I know that still has a pair of them lol
Duckies are those shoes that are pretty much taking rubber boots and cutting the top off to make a shoe lmao incase they are called something else other places

 

[19 JLUR Bright Whit3]

My old HS girlfriend told me "they're all pretty when you turn the lights off."

My HS girlfriend said "put a ring on it if you want any of this" Eventually, I tricked her in "just the tip" Hey! Dont look at me like that. Not like you looked at me any different before. LOL

 

[Runngun18]

Yah it my dad, broke his heel the other day hoping off the tractor. Did it in his duckies, probably only person I know that still has a pair of them lol
Duckies are those shoes that are pretty much taking rubber boots and cutting the top off to make a shoe lmao incase they are called something else other places

Crocs......?

 

[Remorseless]

My HS girlfriend said "put a ring on it if you want any of this" Eventually, I tricked her in "just the tip" Hey! Dont look at me like that. Not like you looked at me any different before. LOL

My HS girlfriend didn't say shit cause hands ain't got mouths.

 

[Remorseless]

Crocs......?

My first thought too lmao

 

[cosine]

Nice 3600! We definitely have similar taste. Here’s my 3100

Unfortunately it’s listed for sale and about to magically turn into a kitchen.

great looking truck!

 

[stil2low]

Crocs......?

“Slightly” more fancier hahaha

 

[gek]

My HS gf said a lot of things, she still does. I keep threatening to break up with her, but she keeps calling my bluff by having boobs.

 

[Bluesharp]

Ohmygawd...

When you can only afford 1/2 a lift.....

 

[gek]

When you can only afford 1/2 a lift.....

They could have bought the other half if they hadn't bought those god awful wheels.

 

[19 JLUR Bright Whit3]

My HS gf said a lot of things, she still does. I keep threatening to break up with her, but she keeps calling my bluff by having boobs.

Man! If I wasnt such a douche I would have married my HS sweety. Less headache and she "loved" me when I was nothing, jobless and with less than a dime in my pocket.

 

[Remorseless]

When you can only afford 1/2 a lift.....

They could have bought the other half if they hadn't bought those god awful wheels.

I think the thing everyone's missing is the fact that they've got a hitch basket on it and if they take a speed bump at more than 5mph they'll be bouncing their shit right on out of it.

 

[cosine]

“Slightly” more fancier hahaha

LL Bean boots.

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