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[Steveo]

For SteveO

We'll call it a cuntspiracy.

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[Joe's_Roxy]

Me gusta visitar el zoológico y ver jugar a los monos.

¿Por zoológico te refieres a una sala de espejos?

 

[Steveo]

¿Por zoológico te refieres a una sala de espejos?

No, quise decir la casa de Joe.

 

[Laststand]

It's not limited to southern states. I lived in Michigan and we still had plenty of people driving too fast and acting like they were driving on dry pavement. Ending, of course, with many in the ditch.

Especially those AWD and 4WD folks who think they are bulletproof in snow/icy conditions.

 

[Joe's_Roxy]

No, quise decir la casa de Joe.

Creo que te referías a la Casa Blanca...

 

[Sean L]

Especially those AWD and 4WD folks who think they are bulletproof in snow/icy conditions.

Invincible we are!

 

[Steveo]

Ahora saldré de la casa de Joe para comprar unos tacos, ya que terminé de ver a los monos.

 

[Jeepsk8]

Ahora saldré de la casa de Joe para comprar unos tacos, ya que terminé de ver a los monos.

Did I hear tacos?

 

[cosine]

Did I hear tacos?

i think so.

 

[cosine]

so here i'm waiting for my lunch at the pizza shop. this guy comes in to order pizza.

the guy. i want 8 slices of pizza.
worker. why dont you get a large pie.
the guy. how many slices in a pie.
worker. 8.
the guy. 8 people wants pizza. how many people can eat with 8 slices.
worker. 1 slice per person.
the guy. ok i'll buy a pie.
worker. it will be ready in 20 mins.
the guy. but whats on the pizza.
worker. cheese. was there any thing else you want on it.
the guy. no, but the 8 people want 2 slices of pizza. how do i do that with 8 slices.
worker. just order 2 pies. that will give you 16 slices. so 2 slices per person.
the guy. how many slice will 8 people get with 16 slices.
worker. 2.
the guy. ok i buy 16 slices of pizza.
worker. just buy 2 large pizzas. that will give you 16 slices.
the guy. ok but the people want different things on the pizza.
worker. what do they want.
the guy. cheese. but some want pepperoni.
worker. how many want pepperoni.
the guy. 8.
worker. ok 1 cheese pie and one pepperoni pie.
the guy. so 8 people will get pepperoni. what about the other 8 that want cheese.
worker. one pie will have 8 slices of pepperoni and the other pie will have 8 slices of cheese.
the guy. oh. i can just buy slices vs buying a pie.
worker. (at this point, ready to throw him out) said yes, just to shut him up.
the guy. ok order that.

 

[cosine]

i went by my high school today and the senior parking lot is full of boring cars. when i graduated (1995) the senior lot was loaded with camaros, mustangs, jeeps and trucks. most of the trucks were 4 wheel drives and half of them were lifted. the biggest one was a 1979 ford bronco on 44s. the oldest truck was a 63 ford f100 that my friend had. ahh... the good old days.

 

[Mikeoso]

¿Por zoológico te refieres a una sala de espejos?

En boca cerrada no entran moscas. Por eso, no debes decir algo que no puedes realizar.

 

[gek]

so here i'm waiting for my lunch at the pizza shop. this guy comes in to order pizza.

the guy. i want 8 slices of pizza.
worker. why dont you get a large pie.
the guy. how many slices in a pie.
worker. 8.
the guy. 8 people wants pizza. how many people can eat with 8 slices.
worker. 1 slice per person.
the guy. ok i'll buy a pie.
worker. it will be ready in 20 mins.
the guy. but whats on the pizza.
worker. cheese. was there any thing else you want on it.
the guy. no, but the 8 people want 2 slices of pizza. how do i do that with 8 slices.
worker. just order 2 pies. that will give you 16 slices. so 2 slices per person.
the guy. how many slice will 8 people get with 16 slices.
worker. 2.
the guy. ok i buy 16 slices of pizza.
worker. just buy 2 large pizzas. that will give you 16 slices.
the guy. ok but the people want different things on the pizza.
worker. what do they want.
the guy. cheese. but some want pepperoni.
worker. how many want pepperoni.
the guy. 8.
worker. ok 1 cheese pie and one pepperoni pie.
the guy. so 8 people will get pepperoni. what about the other 8 that want cheese.
worker. one pie will have 8 slices of pepperoni and the other pie will have 8 slices of cheese.
the guy. oh. i can just buy slices vs buying a pie.
worker. (at this point, ready to throw him out) said yes, just to shut him up.
the guy. ok order that.

If I ever had to go back to a job working with the general public, I would end up dead or in jail. Of all the jobs I have had, taking orders of any type was by far the worst because of idiots.

 

[Gaitero]

so here i'm waiting for my lunch at the pizza shop. this guy comes in to order pizza.

the guy. i want 8 slices of pizza.
worker. why dont you get a large pie.
the guy. how many slices in a pie.
worker. 8.
the guy. 8 people wants pizza. how many people can eat with 8 slices.
worker. 1 slice per person.
the guy. ok i'll buy a pie.
worker. it will be ready in 20 mins.
the guy. but whats on the pizza.
worker. cheese. was there any thing else you want on it.
the guy. no, but the 8 people want 2 slices of pizza. how do i do that with 8 slices.
worker. just order 2 pies. that will give you 16 slices. so 2 slices per person.
the guy. how many slice will 8 people get with 16 slices.
worker. 2.
the guy. ok i buy 16 slices of pizza.
worker. just buy 2 large pizzas. that will give you 16 slices.
the guy. ok but the people want different things on the pizza.
worker. what do they want.
the guy. cheese. but some want pepperoni.
worker. how many want pepperoni.
the guy. 8.
worker. ok 1 cheese pie and one pepperoni pie.
the guy. so 8 people will get pepperoni. what about the other 8 that want cheese.
worker. one pie will have 8 slices of pepperoni and the other pie will have 8 slices of cheese.
the guy. oh. i can just buy slices vs buying a pie.
worker. (at this point, ready to throw him out) said yes, just to shut him up.
the guy. ok order that.

For that accomplishment, I'd have given him a high five. In the face. With an axe.

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