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This is how Jeep picks what colors will be available in the next run of "special wranglers":

They used to have a spinning color wheel that employees would throw a dart at blindfolded. But that didn't work out so well when the person responsible for making dealers honor warranties got taken out (which explains a lot btw)... So they had to stop that.
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Now, they use a much safer way. They get whatever engineer is picked as "employee of the quarter" and allow them to pick a crayon from the CEO's box blindfolded. They then post that crayon in the overcrowded employee break room so everyone knows what the new "special color" is. They've been using this method for a while now.

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But --- As you have noticed, the colors don't stick around long because the same engineer that thought it was a good idea to introduce a badly made rear stock bumper AND introduced ESS has started eating all the light colored ones. :CWL:
Waaaitaminnit. Eating crayons, huh? Izzat a Marine joke there??
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Before we started the parrot rescue, we did dogs...had Irish setters for a long time, followed by chows.
 

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I'm having a rough day at work, too. It's turning out my new boss is a bit two-faced as well.
That's too bad Steve. If I remember correctly you first said that you really liked him.
 

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This is how Jeep picks what colors will be available in the next run of "special wranglers":

They used to have a spinning color wheel that employees would throw a dart at blindfolded. But that didn't work out so well when the person responsible for making dealers honor warranties got taken out (which explains a lot btw)... So they had to stop that.
1642546275844.png


Now, they use a much safer way. They get whatever engineer is picked as "employee of the quarter" and allow them to pick a crayon from the CEO's box blindfolded. They then post that crayon in the overcrowded employee break room so everyone knows what the new "special color" is. They've been using this method for a while now.

1642546215832.png


But --- As you have noticed, the colors don't stick around long because the same engineer that thought it was a good idea to introduce a badly made rear stock bumper AND introduced ESS has started eating all the light colored ones. :CWL:
I wanna know who took half of the colors out of the box and replaced them with #2 pencils. All we got now is shades of gray.
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