Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[SABLE RHINO]

The deed has been done.

Sorry I missed my opportunity for more than one reason.

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[Headbarcode]

Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

Guy walks into a bar and sits down to order a drink. A lady of the night walks up to him and sits next to him. They begin having a conversation and things are going well. She looks over at him and says, " I will do anything you ask for $100, the only stipulation is you have to do it in 3 words or less." Guy thinks about it for a second, pulls a hundred out of his wallet and hands it to the lady. Then he turns and says without missing a beat, "Paint. My. House."

That's a good one that I'll have to remember. Thanks for the laugh, buddy!

 

[Headbarcode]

Fixed it

 

[CDRMidnight]

I expect you to leave me a spot.

^ What he said!

Cheers,
-CM-

 

[SABLE RHINO]

If they built it, the color wouldn't really matter.

I agree, a 392 two door truck (no matter the color) will be in my driveway.

 

[Steveo]

Okay, knuckles are in but those Fedex cunts fucked me hard today. So finishing will have to wait until tomorrow.

 

[Krondor]

Okay, knuckles are in but those Fedex cunts fucked me hard today. So finishing will have to wait until tomorrow.

That's purdy.

 

[Headbarcode]

Okay, knuckles are in but those Fedex cunts fucked me hard today. So finishing will have to wait until tomorrow.

Was it dry and sideways, or did they at least spit on it?

What say ye, good fellow?

 

[Headbarcode]

Just got home from a test drive after finally completing the Gamechanger. I've been sitting on their front and rear track bars, along with a Steersmarts front track bar reinforcement for about a year now. I already had the SteerSmarts Yeti pro front bar and a Synergy rear from my 1st lift, so I was just waiting for the time to do the swap.

The front was getting a bit tired and, typical of Synergy, the tre on the rear was loose under the pinch bolt that was still torqued to 100ft/lb. The combination was giving a side to side oscillation in the 50mph range. New Metalcloak bars fixed that right up.

And the Steersmarts front tb reinforcement? Holy shit what a difference! The Jeep feels more solid and planted than before, and the steering feels tighter and sharper. I got the same considerable improvement last year after doing the rear track bar frame side reinforcement and the axle side relocation/reinforcement. I highly recommend those 3 brackets to anyone lifted with larger tires.

 

[grimmjeeper]

So, a 7.3 powerstroke may exceed the payload capacity in my Comanche...

 

[Steveo]

Was it dry and sideways, or did they at least spit on it?

What say ye, good fellow?

The former.

On the bright side, I got my new Ginsu knives from that Bezos cunt and they're pretty nice. The Ambassador and I tried them out at dinner.

 

[Gregj]

Wasn’t I here earlier today?

 

[Steveo]

Wasn’t I here earlier today?

Different trees and lighting. Drive safely!

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

Well, Dune, was good.
They'd better get on to making that part two.

 

[obwahn]

Wasn’t I here earlier today?

Was really great meeting you today. Thx for signing the shirt. Travel safely.

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