JEEPJL
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wibornz
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current situation minus the tighty whites. Get that picture out of your mind. LOL.
wibornz
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That is beautiful. Cool wife and friend. They are keepers in my book.My favorite knife I own. A retirement gift from my wife made by a friend of mine.
Krondor
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Coffee consumed.
Shorts and t-shirt on. I wear Shinesty underwear so no tighty whites need be envisioned.
Iaintgonnatellu
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Underwear are overratedCoffee consumed.
Shorts and t-shirt on. I wear Shinesty underwear so no tighty whites need be envisioned.
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Blazing Saddles
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Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:
Guy walks into a bar and sits down to order a drink. A lady of the night walks up to him and sits next to him. They begin having a conversation and things are going well. She looks over at him and says, " I will do anything you ask for $100, the only stipulation is you have to do it in 3 words or less." Guy thinks about it for a second, pulls a hundred out of his wallet and hands it to the lady. Then he turns and says without missing a beat, "Paint. My. House."
Blazing Saddles
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A young man decides to take his girl to the prom. It was late in the season and time is growing short before the big dance. He heads off to the mall to procure a tux. When he gets there, it looks like everyone else had the same idea and the line for the tux rental is out of the door. He knows he won't have a second chance, so he waits in line for 3 hours. He gets to the front and gets his tux ordered. Next, he goes to the florist. He runs into a similar situation. This time, he has to wait 4 hours to get the flowers ordered. Finally, he decides to surprise his girl by getting a limo for the night. Unfortunately, the limo rental is slammed and he waits for hours again, finally making it to the front of the line to get the rental placed.
The day of the prom arrives and he swiftly gathers the tux, the flowers, the limo, and his girlfriend. They make it to the prom and meet all their friends. His girlfriend tells him that she is thirsty and asks him to get her something to drink. He looks over and sees the punch bowl on a table and there is no punch line.
The day of the prom arrives and he swiftly gathers the tux, the flowers, the limo, and his girlfriend. They make it to the prom and meet all their friends. His girlfriend tells him that she is thirsty and asks him to get her something to drink. He looks over and sees the punch bowl on a table and there is no punch line.
Iaintgonnatellu
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He became a gang member now.
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Mornin Jeep Peeps!
I'll be tool-bitchin it at Steveo's today. Gonna make that Greg dude sign the shirt too!
I'll be tool-bitchin it at Steveo's today. Gonna make that Greg dude sign the shirt too!
Jeepsk8
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Mornin Jeeple. Sitting here with my coffee, watching JDiT interact with one of our other dogs. Contemplating the day. I need to install the Dynatrac ball joints, I've had more than a few death wobble incidents since our trip, so I guess I'll whip up some breakfast burritos and hop to it.
Steveo
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HTF does this happen 
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/alec-baldwin-firearm-unloaded-search-warrant
I mean, Baldwin has to have been in enough films involving firearms that he must know the basics of handling them which is, even if someone tells you a firearm is unloaded, you a) check it anyway! and b) always treat it like it's loaded! and c) always keep it pointed in a safe direction!
But then I've never got the impression that the Baldwin family in general are the sharpest tools in the drawer.
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/alec-baldwin-firearm-unloaded-search-warrant
I mean, Baldwin has to have been in enough films involving firearms that he must know the basics of handling them which is, even if someone tells you a firearm is unloaded, you a) check it anyway! and b) always treat it like it's loaded! and c) always keep it pointed in a safe direction!
But then I've never got the impression that the Baldwin family in general are the sharpest tools in the drawer.
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