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[Steveo]

Lots of antelope in Wyoming,,,,,,, just inside the gate,,,,,,,, on private land.,,,,,,,.mocking you.
Gregj

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[Steveo]

Yay, it's open enrollment time of year, again.

Let's see what crazy percentage they're raising my benefits by this year.

 

[Mikeoso]

Dad has a Mosin. Almost as tall as I am. Love that gun. It's the only rifle I hunt with.

AK-47	AR15 / M16 / M4	Mosin-Nagant
It works even though you seldom clean it.	It works as long as you buy the $9/ounce special non-detergent synthetic teflon infused oil.	It was last cleaned before entering Berlin in 1945.
You can hit the broad side of a barn from inside.	You can hit the broad side of a barn from 600 meters.	You can hit the farm from the adjacent county.
Cheap magazines are readily available.	Cheap magazines melt.	What is magazine?
Your safety is a broad lever audible 300 meters away.	You can silently flip off the safety with your finger on the trigger.	What is safety?

 

[Mikeoso]

AK-47	AR15 / M16 / M4	Mosin-Nagant
Your rifle came with a cheap nylon sling.	Your rifle now has a 9-point stealth tactical suspension system.	Your rifle came with two dog collars and a leash.
Your rifle's finish is varnish and paint.	Your rifle's finish is teflon and polymers.	Your rifle's finish is low-grade shellac, cosmoline, and Soviet toenail polish.
Your bayonet makes a pretty good wire cutter.	Your bayonet makes a pretty good steak knife.	Your bayonet is as long as your leg.
You can mount your bayonet and intimidate your foe.	You can mount your bayonet and make your foe laugh.	You can bayonet your foe on the other side of the river without leaving your hole.
Recoil is manageable.	What is recoil?	Recoil is often used to relocate a shoulder dislocated by the previous round.

 

[Mikeoso]

AK-47	AR15 / M16 / M4	Mosin-Nagant
Your rifle is used by two-bit nations' illiterate conscripts to fight elite forces worldwide.	Your rifle is used by elite forces to fight two-bit nations' illiterate conscripts worldwide.	Your rifle has fought against itself and it won every time.
You paid $350.	You paid $900.	You paid $59.95.
If your rifle breaks, you can repair it with a hammer.	If your rifle breaks, you can take your rifle to a certified AR15/M16/M4 gunsmith, if it is still under warranty.	If your rifle breaks, it is cheapest and easiest to just buy a new one.
You buy cheap Yugoslav ammunition by the case.	You carefully reload precision crafted rounds one at a time.	You dig your ammunition out of a Ukrainian farm field and it works just fine.
You can change between 7.62 mm and 5.54 mm, most easily by buying a second rifle.	You can change cartridge sizes by pushing a couple of pins and installing a new upper receiver.	You know that no real man would suggest that there is anything other than 7.62x54R.
Favorite movie: Red Dawn	Favorite movie: Black Hawk Down	Favorite movie: Enemy at the Gates

 

[Mikeoso]

AK-47	AR15 / M16 / M4	Mosin-Nagant
You could accessorize your rifle with a new muzzle brake or a modified stock. However, Ivan Chesnokov will tell you that you should not.	Your rifle's accessories are more expensive than your already expensive rifle.	Your rifle's accessory is a small tin can with a funny lid. But it's buried under an apartment building somewhere in Budapest.
You would really like to have an autographed photo of Mikhail Kalashnikov.	You would really like to have an autographed photo of Eugene Stoner.	You're uncertain if there were cameras when Sergei Mosin was alive.
Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to hold your rifle over your head and shout "Wolverines!"	Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to clear your house, slicing the pie a room at a time.	Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to dig a fighting trench in the yard to sleep in.
Service life: 74 years.	Service life: 58 years.	Service life: 130 years, so far.

 

[Mikeoso]

Or, you can combine the best features of all of the above:

 

[parrotheadphan]

OK, haven't seen these folks in a while. Sup wit dat?
@parrotheadphan
@Warped
@TheBigBadWolf
@Jeep Hair
@Jeepdude101
@Ohio Hiker

I'm still here...school year has been a bit busy again. I pop in from time to time. Trying to stay up with life and finding a balance to enjoy it without getting wrapped up with all the BS it can bring.

 

[obwahn]

I'm still here...school year has been a bit busy again. I pop in from time to time. Trying to stay up with life and finding a balance to enjoy it without getting wrapped up with all the BS it can bring.

Thx for stopping by, Mike.

 

[parrotheadphan]

Thx for stopping by, Mike.

Thanks for wondering about me! Hope all is well with you Mike and the rest of the gang!

 

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[grimmjeeper]

Got my ballot in the mail on Saturday. Filled it out and turned it in today.

So I get to tell anyone bothering me with campaign nonsense "Sorry, already voted" and they legally have to stop pestering me.

It won't stop people from telling me I am going to destroy the city/county/state/country by voting the way I did (regardless of how I actually voted, someone is convinced I'm destroying everything...). But I can tell some of them to go push a rope.

And no, I'm not saying how I voted. I'm not going to tell you how you should vote. I'm not even going to tell you that you should vote or not. Make up your own mind.

 

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