Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[Steveo]

Damn, the batteries are spendy suckers.

Maybe do the dual battery replacement kit thingy? Probably not cheap either.

https://www.genesisoffroad.com/jl-dual-battery-kit

Edit: Yup, that's gonna be a Grand+.

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[Steveo]

 

[Steveo]

Side boob FTW!

 

[MtBaldyDave]

Maybe do the dual battery replacement kit thingy? Probably not cheap either.

https://www.genesisoffroad.com/jl-dual-battery-kit

Edit: Yup, that's gonna be a Grand+.

I looked at that too. Like I should be complaining about a measly couple batteries after the money I/we spend other Jeep shit I mean necessities.

 

[Steveo]

I looked at that too. Like I should be complaining about a measly couple batteries after the money I/we spend other Jeep shit I mean necessities.

Now that I have a performance car, too. The mods have already started.

 

[JimLee]

Maybe do the dual battery replacement kit thingy? Probably not cheap either.

https://www.genesisoffroad.com/jl-dual-battery-kit

Edit: Yup, that's gonna be a Grand+.

 

[Blksmth]

Imagine flying through the air after being ejected and next to you (also in the air) is your dog and the engine from your new Bronco Sport. (pictured in my mind in slow motion)

Anyway, I hope the driver and dog are going to be okay.

I hope so too

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

Here's an example question from our online training for dumbies.

1. You get an email from "[email protected]" requesting all your personal banking information including your online banking passwords, you should: (check all that apply)

A. Immediately reply and provide the requested information.
B. Forward the email to all your friends and family.
C. Ignore and delete the email.
D. Report the email to the IT Cybersecurity team.

Better than what our supes get. Since we're on airport property, and it's "national security", UPS feels the need to make them set through a 30 minute seminar every six months. Even though our system contains no information that isn't already publicly available...
This seminar consists of, don't look for hot singles in your area from a work computer. Cyber criminals, and\or foreign powers may be trying to use you as an access point. Porn is also prohibited. Social media, on the other hand is perfectly acceptable...

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

Now that I have a performance car, too. The mods have already started.

Shooockerrrr.....

 

[Steveo]

Shooockerrrr.....

 

[Gaitero]

5x’s funnier?

It looks like you're Jeep rich, so you must be money poor.

 

[Gaitero]

New laptop finally arrived. Fooker is way faster than my 6 year old one...gawl damn!

If it's so much faster, how did you catch it?

 

[Krondor]

Hey Jeeple!

I survived the hike but my feet will need healing.

Great terrain and worth the trip. I’ll post pictures once I get back home and have WiFi.

Also, way too much to catch up on with terrible reception.

 

[Gaitero]

Now where'd I leave that extra $380,000 I had layin around...
https://www.designboom.com/design/j...eeder-flying-motorcycle-sale-2023-09-27-2021/

May be you now have a goat that's worth 380 Boat units (BOAT= Break Out Another Thousand).

 

[Krondor]

Okay, so here's the story. It's this thread's fault that I bought the stang.

Here's what happened, starting with these posts...

https://www.jlwranglerforums.com/forum/threads/jeep-humor-waiting-room-no-politics.4525/post-1658797
https://www.jlwranglerforums.com/forum/threads/jeep-humor-waiting-room-no-politics.4525/post-1660631
https://www.jlwranglerforums.com/forum/threads/jeep-humor-waiting-room-no-politics.4525/post-1660646

Follow that conversation over the next couplefew pages.

So I'm sitting at my 'puter that morning, reading this discussion about manual transmissions and I think "hrmmm, I miss driving a manual, too." So I fire up CL and start looking for used manual tranny cars. I'm looking at used Corvettes, Mustangs, Miatas, everything. I finally think a used Mustang GT PP1 car would be fun and relatively cheap so I go over to a nearby toyota dealership that had a used one with 12k miles on it. Test drove it, nice car that they wanted $39k for. The only option it had was the PP1 package, but the prior owner had upgraded the cloth seats to Katskin leather (nice.) But nothing else, no premium sound or the like.

I was gonna try and dicker them down to $36-37k and then I trip over this...

https://www.rsfautos.com/vehicle-de...ullitt-coupe-49ca015cda7c4aa2b91896db3beb2fec

I'd seen it a few days earlier on CL and Autotrader.com for $50k but it's now at $45k which is a steal for that car with less than 3k miles on it. Another rich dude in RSF had purchased it and put it in his garage and then went through a divorce and had to dump it. The RSF podunk dealer was selling it on consignment. So that evening I'm like "fuck yeah, I'm going to be there when they open at 10 tomorrow." (a Saturday.) I roll up in their parking lot at 9:56 AM and one of the lot attendants pulls it out for me. The car is pristine, showroom condition (which makes the rock hit today even more painful.) Ten minutes later another guy shows up and is interested in the car. By that time I'd told the attendant that I was buying it. The dude was super bummed and left.

So yeah, it's all you Seawards' fault!

But to your point, yeah, I'm fuckin' vehicle crazy.

Here's a conversation the Ambassador and I had via text yesterday.

Sorry for the tiny text.

Catching up will be fun I see…

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