Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[Gaitero]

The Vietnamese folks who owned this place before me went crazy on planting stuff. I'm still finding new varieties out there. What pisses me off is the stuff I like...the plum tree, the Dragon fruit, peaches, etc. don't put out much fruit. The pomegranate, guava (another one that I don't get, full of BB-like seeds) and persimmon trees put out a shit-ton of fruit. The Jujubes are just getting ripe. They're at least edible and not terribly sweet.

My nemesis on my property are muscadine grapes, or more specifically vines. They're another zombie plant. The vines grow underground, over the ground, up and down trees, and even grow into trees. They're like kudzu- they take over the land. And I've never seen the first damn grape!

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[mazeppa]

I was told years ago that a Jeep/Bronco/Land Rover is a 4WD, and a 4x4 is a piece of lumber. Now stickered on the side of every 4WD pickup is a proclamation that it's a chunk of wood! And the reason for that is that it used to be obvious if a truck was or wasn't 4WD. Now 2 and 4 wheel drive are both the same height.

The "4X4", "FX4" and other four wheel drive badging on the rear of pickups is ridiculous, who cares if your pickup is 2WD or 4WD.

 

[Gaitero]

The "4X4", "FX4" and other four wheel drive badging on the rear of pickups is ridiculous, who cares if your pickup is 2WD or 4WD.

Or if it's a TuRD Off Road?

 

[Jeepsk8]

Mesquite is weedlike too. They have a deep taproot and they just keep coming back. My wife mixes up a concoction of vinegar, salt and dish soap to kill the weeds (we have no grass, just rocks), turns out it'll kill the shit out of mesquite too.

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

My nemesis on my property are muscadine grapes, or more specifically vines. They're another zombie plant. The vines grow underground, over the ground, up and down trees, and even grow into trees. They're like kudzu- they take over the land. And I've never seen the first damn grape!

Have you tried napalm?

 

[Gaitero]

Sadly, there is no "are you frickin kiddin me" emoji.

Next you're going to tell me that Wahlsaint doesn't drive a Pilot.

 

[Gaitero]

Have you tried napalm?

I don't want my place to look like the forests out west!

 

[Gregj]

A proper application of plastic explosives should do the trick though.
Works on possessed rose bushes that refuse to die...

I bet it would survive that and spread. Napalm won’t even do the trick!
Gregj

 

[obwahn]

Next you're going to tell me that Wahlsaint doesn't drive a Pilot.

He’s not a pilot. Engineering type geek at the big plane house. He’s Porsche and Jeep.

 

[Laststand]

My nemesis on my property are muscadine grapes, or more specifically vines. They're another zombie plant. The vines grow underground, over the ground, up and down trees, and even grow into trees. They're like kudzu- they take over the land. And I've never seen the first damn grape!

In the same battle myself right now, if I trip over one more vine/root I think I am going to take Round Up Brush killer to the whole area (back area of our yard I'm trying to leave semi-natural).

 

[Steveo]

'scuse me while I tend to how I feel...

 

[west tex]

Can one get a Corvette in Stingray?

Indeed! But colors needn't be a consideration.

 

[wahlsaint]

Next you're going to tell me that Wahlsaint doesn't drive a Pilot.

I can't drive anything without a keel.

 

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[Billy]

It's off the street and out of sight. Pretty darn safe. Can't afford a house with a garage unfortunately.

Yet.

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