So tell us what you really think about this asswipe.When you can't take anymore of someone's bullshit, you come home, crank the music, and work on your motorcycle.
Alcohol may also be consumed at your own discretion.
Fuck that pathetic, single braincelled excuse for a human. He's a prime example of why some women should swallow more. His mother should apologize to the plants that are making the oxygen he's fuckin wasting. I sincerely hope he runs dick first into every doorknob he comes across for the next year. May bats nest in his ears for the winter.
I like the way you think....Alright, cuss the cuntry club members out in Polynesian, give the clueless spectators a map drawn in crayon with big, bold lettering, and beat the caddies over the head with a sparkly purple rubber dick. Twice if they're really entitled.
Why not? The wrapper may taste better than what was inside it. Like frozen pizza- most of them it's better to throw away the pizza and eat the cardboard it came on.
I think I saw her in Walmart the other day....
Why isn't the EPA legislating the smoke away?"PM2.5 concentration in Ridgecrest air is currently 12 times above the WHO annual air quality guideline value"
Steve, this message is about your extended warranty....The extended warranty cunts have tried to get me twice in the past 15 minutes. Fuckers!
Tell them to stick the solar project where the sun don't shine!I keep getting calls and emails from Sunlight Financial wanting to remind me that I still haven't sent them my bank info for my solar project. Um, we haven't agreed on a "solar project" yet folks!
You have trick or treaters coming to your outhouse?After a busy morning, I did some lunch research and online ordering, and now think I'm having a good day.
At out house, Halloween is a pretty big deal. We have a chili cook-off, costume contest and ping pong tourney at work (it used to be kick ball, but we've had a few too many injuries). And at home, I always decorate the house and yard and wear a costume, mostly with a theme of some sort, and stay outside to pass out the candy to the trick or treaters. Some of the themes have been a mad scientist in my lab, man in black with a crashed UFO and alien autopsy table, Dr. Nefario (from the Despicable Me/Minions movies), and Dentist. I have smart spot lights aimed at the house that flash along with a thunderstorm soundtrack, etc. I thought I was a shoe-in as Fat Thor for the work costume contest two years ago, but lost to Mrs. Doubtfire. That was a tough loss.
Last year was the first in the new house, and I didn't have a theme, just put out all of the tombstones, gargoyles, spiders, etc. and tried out Atmos FX digital decorations, with ghosts at the windows, which looked great.
So I wanted to get back to a theme, and my daughters vetoed buying a ton of old creepy dolls from Goodwill and having them all over the yard, in the tress, etc. So I was leaning toward just doing a mad scientist lab again as I already have most everything for it and it would be new for this neighborhood. But I wanted a Tesla coil or Jacob's ladder to add to it. I couldn't really find anything that fit the bill for what I was imagining, so I got on the Atmos FX website to see if they had any mad scientist digital decorations that might work. They didn't, but they do have some T-Rex and Velociraptor stuff. And I know just where to hang the holoscreen outside for that.
After that, I spent some time on Amazon to order a Hawaiian shirt, glasses, member's only style jacket, raincoat, a can of Barbasol, and a few other things...so I'll be passing out candy as Dennis Nedry...
I wonder if I can get the Jeep into the front yard...
I first read it as the dodge work tourney. I might be able to win that one.LOL, no, the work dodge ball tourney is typically in February.
same here. not in my contact list. i dont pick up.Spam calls are pretty much why I never answer the phone unless I know the number.