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but we have 153 Mike's! :giggle:
You guys are a bit slow on the uptake it seems...

Given the number of Mikes, I propose a playoff system, akin to March Madness.
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It may be a dry heat, but driving around in a nekkid Jeep at 102 is still fuggin hot! Just sayin......

Good news from eye doc tho. Everything looks good on the no glaucoma front. No need to be seen until next year. Woot!
I had a 69 convertible Chevelle in Odessa, TX...without a working AC. I know what you mean.

Glad the peepers are working as expected. Now...go peep something already.
 

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You guys are a bit slow on the uptake it seems...

Given the number of Mikes, I propose a playoff system, akin to March Madness.
So it would be Mike Madness?? I am not sure the forum can handle THAT much madness!!!
 

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Truth in plates...
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She is NOT a keeper... rofl
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She is NOT a keeper... rofl
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So this white guy, a black guy, and a hispanic guy are steelworkers. It's lunchtime, and the three sit down on a girder way up on the skyscraper they're building. The black man opens his lunch bucket and says, "if I find fried chicken in here one more time, I'm gonna jump off this building." The hispanic man opens his lunch pail and says, "if I find tamales one more time, I'm gonna jump off this tower." The white man opens his lunch and says "if I have another bologna sandwich, I'm gonna jump off." So the next day, the black guy opens his lunch, and without saying a thing steps off the beam. Then the hispanic guy looks into his lunch and does the same. Lastly, the white guy looks at his lunch and steps off the tower. Later on, at the funeral, the black man's wife laments, "I thought he liked fried chicken- if only I had known." The hispanic man's wife sobs, "If I had known he hated tamales, I'd have made him something else." The white man's wife says, "Don't look at me- my husband made his own lunches." Sorry, I'm an equal opportunity offender.
 

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Fuckin ninja owner at work ran his mouth. So I hurt his feelings.

"Hey, you put highway pegs on. Like it was a real motorcycle or something."
Excuse me?
"Well, anything auto is just an oversized scooter".
Firstly, they never made an auto version of these.
B, this from the boy in his sister's skinny jeans, and riding a 250cc vibrator.
"Fuck you! It's a 300!"
Oh, ok. A whole. 300. Almost as much horsepower as an RC car.
"You're just a fuckin dick. Fuck you."

His buddy on the CBR thought this whole exchange was hilarious.
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