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[JoeValkIS]

I got pulled over on HWY 90 for going 7 mph over the speed limit.

As the officer started walking up to my truck, i rolled my windows down .....

My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 7 yr old Granddaughter, started screaming from the backseat:
“It’s coming out!!!!!”

“I can’t hold it any longer Paw Pawwww”

“It’s almost here!!!!!!!! Paw Pawwww!!!”
Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this....
and he stands up on my brush guard leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???”
She looks him

DEAD IN THE FACE

And says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”

He started laughing

I must have looked shocked and embarrassed

He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get Miss Thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing

As soon as we pulled away I asked “What the hell was that about???”

This kid, smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work”

I said “So...... You're not pooping

?”
She said nope and you're not in trouble either.
OMG

This kid is my hero

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[MtBaldyDave]

Morning

 

[Ohio Hiker]

You mean you've never had the fun of attending cold weather training at Bridgeport, CA or an all expenses paid adventure to Norway. Many of times I felt like a popsicle, worse was Korea in the winter.

the best thing about a Korean winter; no f**king mosquitoes.

 

[Sean L]

No more tramp stamps?

Well, at least on the Bronco tops.

I'm wondering if this is a prototype or the final product?

@Bestop

 

[Sean L]

the best thing about a Korean winter; no f**king mosquitoes.

Korean Winter immediately makes me think of the Chosin Reservoir.

 

[Robieman]

Happy Wednesday!

 

[Ohio Hiker]

Korean Winter immediately makes me think of the Chosin Reservoir.

that was way up north. I was south and east on the coast of the Yellow Sea.

 

[Mikeoso]

Korean Winter immediately makes me think of the Chosin Reservoir.

“They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can’t get away from us now!”
– Lewis B. “Chesty” Puller, USMC

 

[Iaintgonnatellu]

I got pulled over on HWY 90 for going 7 mph over the speed limit.

As the officer started walking up to my truck, i rolled my windows down .....

My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 7 yr old Granddaughter, started screaming from the backseat:
“It’s coming out!!!!!”

“I can’t hold it any longer Paw Pawwww”

“It’s almost here!!!!!!!! Paw Pawwww!!!”
Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this....
and he stands up on my brush guard leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???”
She looks him

DEAD IN THE FACE

And says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”

He started laughing

I must have looked shocked and embarrassed

He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get Miss Thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing

As soon as we pulled away I asked “What the hell was that about???”

This kid, smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work”

I said “So...... You're not pooping

?”
She said nope and you're not in trouble either.
OMG

This kid is my hero

My daughter got me out of a ticket when she was 2 years old.

 

[Sean L]

that was way up north. I was south and east on the coast of the Yellow Sea.

I guess not as Frozen as the Chosin...

 

[Iaintgonnatellu]

 

[Sean L]

And embarrassed daughter running in to stop her...

 

[Sean L]

“They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can’t get away from us now!”
– Lewis B. “Chesty” Puller, USMC

I'm pretty certain Chesty was the best commander to have in that situation.

 

[SABLE RHINO]

Good Morning Jeep Fans!

 

[Mikeoso]

Good Morning Jeep Fans!

...and the first comment will be, "Dude, where can I get those mirrors??"

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