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[SABLE RHINO]

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[bellts]

.... LOL right after I posted about my date now she's texting me.

 

[bellts]

 

[nomographer]

Sadly this is not far from the truth.

Just use it as art and they'll fix it right up.

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_7149810

 

[nomographer]

Easy:
* I wish my parents had never been born.
* I wish all men except me died in the next six months. (Well I guess this works if you're looking for women)
* I wish to travel back to time N.

(We won't talk about how the genie would actually implement those.)

 

[nomographer]

Don't you wish you dressed so well.

 

[Deleted member 29342]

Things got a little dirty this Valentine's Day...

Fucking awesome

 

[nomographer]

Easy:
* I wish my parents had never been born.
* I wish all men except me died in the next six months. (Well I guess this works if you're looking for women)
* I wish to travel back to time N.

(We won't talk about how the genie would actually implement those.)

I guess I've never heard this "no death" rule, so my second trick won't work. Perhaps it's sufficient to have every other man get half a dozen stds. Either that or the pianist approach.

So can you wish death upon yourself?

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

My hour commute turned into just over two hours.

 

[wibornz]

prison humor for @wibornz

I have seen grown men fight over the amount of frosting on a free piece of prison made cake.

 

[Sean L]

Good Morning

 

[joecitrix97]

Good Morning

Good Morning, Sean. Happy Monday

 

[TheBigBadWolf]

Good morning.

Contemplating a decent size purchase from a vendor offering a Presidents’ Day sale.

 

[SABLE RHINO]

Good Morning Jeep Fans!

 

[Sean L]

Well since there are 11 types of people in the world, here's a better system:

I'm sure with enough study I could get the hang of this, lol. You do a good job of explaining things.

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