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OilBurnerHoldOut

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Dealing with new micro tears in one of my ligaments, thanks to a coworker, and inflamation of existing scar tissues. Got a new brace, and a cane (which I can't and won't use as work).
Next time, "If you like me that much I can take my pants off for you, here just let me get this belt..."
I don't wear pants usually anyways...
 

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Going through the guard shack today. I set the metal detector off, as usual.
Me- There's a brace on my left leg. Just so ya know.
Guard-Ok.
...
What's this metal thing on your leg?
Me- The brace I told you about.
Guard- No. Down here above your ankle.
Me- The bottom of the brace.
Guard- ...
Well, what's goin off up here by your hip?
Me- THE. BRACE.
Guard- Well how far does that go?!
Me- From my hip to my ankle. It
Guard- You said it was on your left knee.
Me- Incorrect. I stated that it was on my left LEG.
Guard- I don't think that's...
Gets cutoff by the guard running the X-ray machine. "will you shut up, and let the man through?! Someone gonna slap you yet."


Yup. I feel so protected as work...
I went through a metal detector probably 10+ times a day for almost 30 years. I found that I with the correct technique, I could pass through them with out setting them off. I could get through with hand cuffs, keys, a radio and $10 in change and various other metal stuff all at the same time. So just know they are not fool proof.
 

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I've settled on getting the ridge grapplers myself. Lots of great reviews.

I've got time, so settle in and enjoy the new beast.
Going crazy on the tires aren't you?
 
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