Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[cedxc2005]

Gonna leave this here...will catch up later.

https://jalopnik.com/these-grilles-make-your-jeep-look-stupid-not-tough-1823937335

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[Blksmth]

Good morning/afternoon from Breckinridge. I LOVE it here. The people are nice. The weather and scenery is beautiful. I went to Vail yesterday...meh. It’s a good place to visit. We did an escape room for the first time, that was a lot of fun. There are a ton of Wranglers here..pretty sure they’d get carpal tunnel syndrome if they wave to everyone. I even saw Lagertha’s brother...he was beautiful.

Good time to be outta Florida. Beautiful time of year here. Mushroom season has already begun

 

[Billy]

The first two days I made sad, brown coffee water...

 

[Billy]

I saw a couple of JTs in the wild

 

[Billy]

Gonna leave this here...will catch up later.

https://jalopnik.com/these-grilles-make-your-jeep-look-stupid-not-tough-1823937335

The Jeep has one of the most iconic faces in all of motoring. The round lights, the seven-slot grille, the bread-loaf shape, these are all inexorably associated with tough, plucky Jeeps. It doesn’t look like it wants to murder you and dry-hump your corpse, though, and that’s a problem for some people. In trying to solve this “problem,” they make everything much worse.

 

[Robieman]

The Jeep has one of the most iconic faces in all of motoring. The round lights, the seven-slot grille, the bread-loaf shape, these are all inexorably associated with tough, plucky Jeeps. It doesn’t look like it wants to murder you and dry-hump your corpse, though, and that’s a problem for some people. In trying to solve this “problem,” they make everything much worse.

I sure hope some moron doesn't put that on a Gladiator, but fear it is inevitable!

 

[Billy]

I sure hope some moron doesn't put that on a Gladiator, but fear it is inevitable!

Yup. Most likely already been done...

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
‘You talk?’ he asks.
‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So,what’s your story?’
The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’ ‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down..

I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.’ Then I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired..

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.
‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’
‘Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that shit.

 

[Smarrtazz]

Gonna leave this here...will catch up later.

https://jalopnik.com/these-grilles-make-your-jeep-look-stupid-not-tough-1823937335

Succinct and on point!

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

Good morning/afternoon from Breckinridge. I LOVE it here. The people are nice. The weather and scenery is beautiful. I went to Vail yesterday...meh. It’s a good place to visit. We did an escape room for the first time, that was a lot of fun. There are a ton of Wranglers here..pretty sure they’d get carpal tunnel syndrome if they wave to everyone. I even saw Lagertha’s brother...he was beautiful.

Glad you are having a great time!

 

[Rudolph Hart]

Good morning/afternoon from Breckinridge. I LOVE it here. The people are nice. The weather and scenery is beautiful. I went to Vail yesterday...meh. It’s a good place to visit. We did an escape room for the first time, that was a lot of fun. There are a ton of Wranglers here..pretty sure they’d get carpal tunnel syndrome if they wave to everyone. I even saw Lagertha’s brother...he was beautiful.

Wow.

 

[obwahn]

After how many miles are you guys doing a tyre (lol) rotation?

I wanna do mine at 3000 due to them being the Patagonia's, but I was on that little trip so they got about 5k before I had the time and tools to rotate them.

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

Gonna leave this here...will catch up later.

https://jalopnik.com/these-grilles-make-your-jeep-look-stupid-not-tough-1823937335

This is one of those moments when you read something, and think “That there is internet brilliance!”, so you feel you need to share it widely.

But you realize that no one else in your networks will care.

Sigh. Grateful for you dorks.

 

[TJ2018]

Gonna leave this here...will catch up later.

https://jalopnik.com/these-grilles-make-your-jeep-look-stupid-not-tough-1823937335

 

[Rogues Gambit]

Add me to your list.

I love reading and it's been too long. Look forward to your work.

https://www.amazon.com/Sage-Mike-Fr...etti&qid=1550589692&s=gateway&sr=8-1-fkmrnull

In the meantime.

Also, I was off a bit, 169 pages for Rogues Gambit, and 57,971 words according to Word.

I realized the right way to describe myself is I write Anime, just need to find the right people to make that dream a reality

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