roaniecowpony
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My experience, putting a horse in the background would get you that girlfriend you've been looking for quicker than a Jeep. Add a dog to the pix and you'll be married in 6 months.
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I am married to a horse loving girl. Do not put a horse in the background unless your pockets are deep. A dog or Ok. NO horse. If you think a lifted and modded JLUR is expensive. Go get a horse then you will know what burning money is like.My experience, putting a horse in the background would get you that girlfriend you've been looking for quicker than a Jeep. Add a dog to the pix and you'll be married in 6 months.
I know the drill. 'cept I was the horse person in our family. I had a handful of horses until about 15 years ago. Gave away the horses and most of the gear. Still have a retro 1/2 seat Sam Stagg rigged saddle. Got bird dogs. I guess I've had good and bad luck with them. Good, in that they were all great hunting dogs and good companion dogs. Bad in that they all cost an arm and a leg at the vets. Many more times than I ever spent on a horse with a vet. But they are a lot of fun. Down to one pointer now. I remember sitting on the tailgate of my truck at a shopping center with my ol female Lab. She would draw in every lady that walked by for a pat on the head.I am married to a horse loving girl. Do not put a horse in the background unless your pockets are deep. A dog or Ok. NO horse. If you think a lifted and modded JLUR is expensive. Go get a horse then you will know what burning money is like.
A horse = big truck, horse trailer, 5 grand in saddles and tack, motorhome, vet bills all the time, farrier bills all the time, fly spray at 30 buck a bottle, horse treats at 25 bucks for a bag, Horse weekends with her girlfriends for a grand, and of course there is the board at 400 a month. I don't know the exact price as my wife makes her own money, but I know she is at least 800 a month just to maintain the horse.
Remember you can always sell the JLUR...... The horse, well it will get old and then you can't ride it and you just keep paying and paying and paying.
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Agree. Better than a sports car. You mostly draw young men. Most girls don't have much interest in sports cars....
I think girls dig Jeeps. I have had girls at street lights, gas stations, parking lots tell me that they like my Jeep. Young and old. But in fairness, I have guys do the same thing.
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If you read your last line by itself, it paints a picture sick and twisted pictureDont know about the Jeep...but I posted in a similar thread...my dog (basset hound) would get me laid so quickly if I didnt have a gf. And my gf knows it. My basset hound knows it too I think. Sees a pretty girl, looks back at me like "wanna score?"
BUT...I did have a cute girl at a light a couple of weeks back almost hang half her body outside of her window checking out my Jeep. Its honestly not even the most impressive jeep out here in Orlando.
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Now that I have TWO basset hounds, the possibilites are endless with the ladies.
I havent tried taking them IN the Jeep...but something tells me that Jeep + Topoff + 2 Basset Pups hanging off the side = endless threesomes
I powerliftered for about 15 years. Never did I have a girl ask me what squats and deadlifts numbers were. Not once and I had big numbers for an non coached, no steroids guy. Plenty of dudes, not one girl.Squats and deadlifts help too. Just saying.
That is fickin awesome.I reconnected with my now Fiance' because I had ordered my JL. We knew each other through mutual friends and had been FB friends for years. I noticed one night that she worked at the dealership that I had ordered from. So I sent her a message. that was 14 months ago and we are getting married in June. God works in amazing ways sometimes. He can even work through a Jeep.