Jeep (Gladiator) vs Maine Ocean Tide..

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I absolutely love my Wrangler but the ads need to stop calling it “the most capable SUV ever.” I got stuck in North Carolina beach sand and used my Pathfinder to pull it out. I’ll pause while you process that. For those who don’t know what a Pathfinder is, go to your nearest mall parking lot. You’ll see 40 of them.

Calling a stock Jeep the most capable SUV ever is like calling my ex-girlfriend “the prettiest girl in the world.” How about we agree that if Claire lost 15 pounds, fixed the lazy eye, and didn’t talk (ever), she’d be reasonably attractive to someone with low self esteem? Or maybe to one of those young men playing on the US Women’s Soccer team.

Jeep should call it “upgradable to be pretty good off road.”
 

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Ah hell, some idiot got stuck in the mud in a stock sport gladiator. That doesn’t change the fact that the wrangler is in fact the most off road capable SUV on the market. Glad to see the idiots got rescued though.
 

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is that in agunquite (phonic spelling)
 

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or wells. i don't think it york. beach.
 

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I absolutely love my Wrangler but the ads need to stop calling it “the most capable SUV ever.” I got stuck in North Carolina beach sand and used my Pathfinder to pull it out. I’ll pause while you process that. For those who don’t know what a Pathfinder is, go to your nearest mall parking lot. You’ll see 40 of them.

Calling a stock Jeep the most capable SUV ever is like calling my ex-girlfriend “the prettiest girl in the world.” How about we agree that if Claire lost 15 pounds, fixed the lazy eye, and didn’t talk (ever), she’d be reasonably attractive to someone with low self esteem? Or maybe to one of those young men playing on the US Women’s Soccer team.

Jeep should call it “upgradable to be pretty good off road.”
I'll stay with "most capable SUV". Don't blame the Jeep for operator error:like:
 

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I'll stay with "most capable SUV". Don't blame the Jeep for operator error:like:
X2. I've wheeled the ever loving crap out of 2 stock TJ's and had no issues making guys on 33's and 35's look like idiots. I plan to do the same with my JLUR. Can't blame the screwdriver if the one using it us trying to use it as a hammer.

also: @Alpha Delta and @MaineLotus is this a National Seashore that allows oversand driving? I'm heading up to York beach with my family at the end of August and did not know anywhere in ME they allow oversand travel. I'd throw $50 to the National seashore for a day of oversand driving with my wife and son. Of course, I'd be staying on the correct side of the tide....
 

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X2. I've wheeled the ever loving crap out of 2 stock TJ's and had no issues making guys on 33's and 35's look like idiots. I plan to do the same with my JLUR. Can't blame the screwdriver if the one using it us trying to use it as a hammer.
:CWL: I actually laughed at loud with that one:giggle:

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Will look like this once the salt water is done with that Jeep, if someone is stupid enough to get it stuck there they are likely stupid enough not to wash it. Zero resale value.

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