Jeep Ducking (Duck Duck Jeep)

[PacNWJLGecko]

(1) because a duck means somebody likes my jeep, and your pamphlet implies that there is something wrong with it. One of these is meant as a compliment, and your physical spam isn't it.

(2) it has all the value of an unsolicited pizza or Chinese food takeout menu. I've never made a meal decision, much less made a multi $K investment, based on whatever trash somebody left on my Jeep.

(3) a duck is left balanced on the door handle. You are grabbing wiper arms and pulling them back. On behalf of everyone who has received your unsolicited pamphlet, I would say - well, it is a family forum.

Can I have an unsolicited pizza? I once tried sending a prank pizza to a coworker years ago. It was a crust only pizza, no sauce or cheese with the ghastliest toppings you can imagine. Unfortunately the pizza place called him to confirm the bizzare order.

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[Ronbo Ranger]

At least it's NOT some un-elicited decal some slaps on your Jeep..
Even though Rubber Ducks don't swim that way.. > I'm Not much of fan of ducks either...
Ifen ye Like my Jeep.. lets talk in person... If I like your jeep.. Lets talk in person..
Its far more beneficial.

 

[NewJLU2019]

WOW !!!!! This is Jeep forum for fellow Jeep owners. Didn't know it was starting to sound like regular social media.

If this was still the 70's I would have to say CHILL THE F___ out everyone. Last I looked it was still America.

You may now Bash me. S___ rolls right off. Pass me a new roll please.

 

[Notorious]

Pass me a new roll please

 

[NewJLU2019]

Thanks !!

 

[Notorious]

Thanks !!

Of course! I’ll also duck you if I come across yours.

 

[NewJLU2019]

Unbelievable!!! Go use your toilet paper. You need it.

 

[Odyssey USA]

It’s nice I guess but I don’t need validation. Used to, you’d tell someone “Nice ______!” only if you happened to see them and not in a stalker kind of way…

 

[TrailScooter]

Unbelievable!!! Go use your toilet paper. You need it.

That person is a licensed user of my invention, Humor. As pointed out in the users guide, its not all inclusive product. It just does not work on a small percentage of the population.

Unfortunately, you're fucked. You'll never feel the joy of humor. You must awkwardly sit in silence as others feel the involuntary response this joyous invention. You might use the opportunity to check text's or untuck those pesky shorts.

 

[NewJLU2019]

That person is a licensed user of my invention, Humor. As pointed out in the users guide, its not all inclusive product. It just does not work on a small percentage of the population.

Unfortunately, you're fucked. You'll never feel the joy of humor. You must awkwardly sit in silence as others feel the involuntary response this joyous invention. You might use the opportunity to check text's or untuck those pesky shorts.

For all you know it's not meant as funny on his end. Do you know the person?

Do you know for a fact its humor. Since I doubt you truly know this go use that toilet paper on your mouth afterward.

As far as your invention of humor as you put it, that's a joke. By your scooter name, I was using humor while you were still floating around a nut sack.

 

[NewJLU2019]

Don't use stupid humor that way and you will be Ok. I have plenty of humor just not for stupid things. Jeep has nothing to do with anything. Someone leaves a turd on your doorstep. Stupid humor.

Put a smiley face at end of your ( True patriots don’t duck! ) might help. You have a nice life now you hear.

 

[Odierub]

Knew I should have went with the Hydro Blue

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