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[Smarrtazz]

A friend of mine’s son took her sanity to school and used it to buzz his friends.

I don’t think “not impressed” or “mortified” quite cover it.

:cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl: Wow!!! That’s unreal

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[Smarrtazz]

So...is hubby liked by your father? Well...I mean before he finds out that he wasted all that syrup?

 

[Sean L]

Piggybacking on the earlier conversation, I literally just thought, “777, that’s not TOO bad. Wait. ARGH! Damn Americans!!!”

My “drive there one day, and back the other” idea is out the window...

When I was a kid there was a visitor from Germany, and one time he wanted to know what Texas was really all about and wanted to make a day trip there. We had to shatter his dreams when we told him it would take at least a day and a half just to get to the state line in a car... The landmass scaling hit him hard right then.

 

[JoeValkIS]

Also hoping to steal syrup from Dad’s supply when visiting on Sunday.
:cwl:

Since you are going to dig into Dad's supply anyway...why not grab an extra bottle and send it my way. I will gladly cover shipping costs for some excellent Canadian syrup!

 

[obwahn]

When I was a kid there was a visitor from Germany, and one time he wanted to know what Texas was really all about and wanted to make a day trip there. We had to shatter his dreams when we told him it would take at least a day and a half just to get to the state line in a car... The landmass scaling hit him hard right then.

I remember as a kid when we traveled across the state of Texas and was told it would be two days!

 

[JoeValkIS]

When I was a kid there was a visitor from Germany, and one time he wanted to know what Texas was really all about and wanted to make a day trip there. We had to shatter his dreams when we told him it would take at least a day and a half just to get to the state line in a car... The landmass scaling hit him hard right then.

I was shocked the first time I drove from Texarkana to Midland/Odessa...and it took a day...and then figuring out that El Paso was another 4 or 5 hrs past Midland/Odessa...

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

So...is hubby liked by your father? Well...I mean before he finds out that he wasted all that syrup?

Mostly. I would say my dad doesn’t fully “get” my hubby, but that he has a deep respect for him, and is proud to call him his son-in-law.

But I’ll keep the syrup smashing a secret, just to be safe.

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

When I was a kid there was a visitor from Germany, and one time he wanted to know what Texas was really all about and wanted to make a day trip there. We had to shatter his dreams when we told him it would take at least a day and a half just to get to the state line in a car... The landmass scaling hit him hard right then.

I remember our road trip out west.
Hotel night #1... Still in Ontario
Hotel night #2... yep. Still Ontario....

 

[Sean L]

I was shocked the first time I drove from Texarkana to Midland/Odessa...and it took a day...and then figuring out that El Paso was another 4 or 5 hrs past Midland/Odessa...

Its exhausting even for Texans too...

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

Since you are going to dig into Dad's supply anyway...why not grab an extra bottle and send it my way. I will gladly cover shipping costs for some excellent Canadian syrup!

My dad still remembers and comments on a bottle of crown royal that went missing when I was a teenager... I like ya, Joe, but I ain’t gonna test my luck like that.
:cwl:

 

[Smarrtazz]

Mostly. I would say my dad doesn’t fully “get” my hubby, but that he has a deep respect for him, and is proud to call him his son-in-law.

But I’ll keep the syrup smashing a secret, just to be safe.

 

[Sean L]

I remember our road trip out west.
Hotel night #1... Still in Ontario
Hotel night #2... yep. Still Ontario....

lol, yes only 2 countries in the world have more land mass than us, and one of them is Y'all.

 

[Billy]

drill a 1/8 hole in the washer fluid reservoir

WTEF???

 

[Billy]

There’s an issue with the rear window washer leaking, apparently the fix is that drilled hole to vent it

See? Another reason I'm stoked to wait for the JT...

 

[Billy]

Ahahaha! My sanity

Riiiiiight.......

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