Tfom
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- First Name
- Terence
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- Mar 24, 2018
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- Phoenix, AZ
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- 2018 JLU Sahara
I read up on it. Apparently it's safe to do at any speed under the following conditions.
You must have an angry bird grill, Selec Trac (because it has cv joints instead of a u joint), street tires on 20" wheels, and side steps. You can never drive it off road. You must drive it to the mall. This will be difficult, as the malls are dying. See here:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fo...f-the-mall-as-we-know-it-and-i-feel-fine/amp/
That reminds me, you should read Forbes magazines worst cars to buy list and take it to heart. You should wait to buy a jeep until they "fix the steering problems,"
You need to "lower" the jeep at least 2" and replace your headlights with square headlights. Under no circumstance should you ever wave at another jeep, but you can wave at a gladiator.
Finally, read that whole damned thread about the sunrider position from beginning to end, then calmly walk outside and place a wheel chock under the rear tire. Then, turn the jeep on, put it in reverse, go back out of the jeep, and place your head behind the tire with the chock on it.
Remove the chock.
Nothing will happen, because...
Autopark.
You must have an angry bird grill, Selec Trac (because it has cv joints instead of a u joint), street tires on 20" wheels, and side steps. You can never drive it off road. You must drive it to the mall. This will be difficult, as the malls are dying. See here:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fo...f-the-mall-as-we-know-it-and-i-feel-fine/amp/
That reminds me, you should read Forbes magazines worst cars to buy list and take it to heart. You should wait to buy a jeep until they "fix the steering problems,"
You need to "lower" the jeep at least 2" and replace your headlights with square headlights. Under no circumstance should you ever wave at another jeep, but you can wave at a gladiator.
Finally, read that whole damned thread about the sunrider position from beginning to end, then calmly walk outside and place a wheel chock under the rear tire. Then, turn the jeep on, put it in reverse, go back out of the jeep, and place your head behind the tire with the chock on it.
Remove the chock.
Nothing will happen, because...
Autopark.
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