I think we all knew this, now there is a study to prove it.

[four low]

"Nice CAR, sorry about your Small Peni$$ "

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[mrtm1970]

There is a highly lifted Superduty that I see driving to work sometimes that has a rear windshield sticker in large lettering that says "YES I AM COMPENSATING!”

 

[Bmeister]

There is a highly lifted Superduty that I see driving to work sometimes that has a rear windshield sticker in large lettering that says "YES I AM COMPINSATING!"

Did he have another sticker that said "NO RAGRETS"?

 

[Asuriyan]

Did he have another sticker that said "NO RAGRETS"?

Compenisating?

I’ll show myself out…

 

[No IFS]

If you have enough money, you can make a study that says anything you want. There was a study that the earth was freezing, and we’d be in an Ice Age right now. There was also a study that the world would overheat and end in a big fire ball by now.

 

[Sidewalk]

Most likely made up by cyclist whose girlfriend ran off with a guy in a sports car.

I am a cyclist.

My bike has certainly gotten me dates, true story (actually, it was a primary factor in all of them). It's amazing how many women are into guys with low body fat and great endurance. Way more positive attention getting than my Jeep BY FAR.

Also, I am average size.

 

[MayThe4x4BWU]

One wonders if the study organizers approached the university to get funding, manged to get approval without someone thinking it was some kind of joke.

I'm imagining something along the lines of a Monty Python sketch involving potatoes and boots

 

[Old Jeeper]

https://www.autoblog.com/2023/01/11/study-penis-size-sports-cars/

Jeeps owners are exempt as LONG at the lift is NOT over 3.5 inch and the tires are not taller than 37 in...

 

[Shibadog]

One wonders if the study organizers approached the university to get funding, manged to get approval without someone thinking it was some kind of joke.

I'm imagining something along the lines of a Monty Python sketch involving potatoes and boots

Your tax dollars at work?

 

[blessidsoul12]

I stopped reading after it said 200 men were studied. Might as well have been just 26 men. Who powers a study with an n of 200 and says it means means anything!?

 

[Jhawth]

I'm confused, is having a small pecker supposed to be bad or something?

 

[old mike]

My late brother-in-law was a muscle car guy who, for over twenty years, had talked about going to the Barrett-Jackson auction in Scottsdale. He had never gone and then was diagnosed with a terminal illness. So, I made the arrangements, to his specifications, and took him to Scottsdale for auction while he was still healthy enough to be able to enjoy it.

My late brother-in-law was and I still am over six foot and, although I've always been a truck and Jeep kind of guy, I've always thought the Shelby Type 65 Daytona Coupe is the most beautiful car ever designed in America. I turned the corner at the auction and there was the Factory Five kiosk with their Type 65 replica right out front.

I told my brother-in-law I had to sit in it and he warned me that I might get in, but might not be able to get out. I laughed and reminded him that Pete Brock, Ken Miles, Bob Bondurant, and Dan Gurney were all bigger guys and they drove and/or raced the Type 65. My brother-in-law couldn't resist retorting that they all did that before their joints calcified as badly as ours.

Well, after about fifteen minutes of stooping, folding, and cramming, I got in and it was wonderful, the stuff of the best wet dreams; but, it subsequently took my brother-in-law and two Factory Five employees another twenty minutes to wriggle me free and drag me out of the car and across the tarmac on my rear. There was no way I was going to be a sports car guy on any regular basis.

So, the point is that most daily driver sports car guys have to be small and nimble to routinely get into the tiny things that sit all that way down on the ground. It may be that those guys have smaller appendages simply because they're physically smaller overall and have to be to be sports car guys.

 

[Carlton]

My late brother-in-law was a muscle car guy who, for over twenty years, had talked about going to the Barrett-Jackson auction in Scottsdale. He had never gone and then was diagnosed with a terminal illness. So, I made the arrangements, to his specifications, and took him to Scottsdale for auction while he was still healthy enough to be able to enjoy it.

My late brother-in-law was and I still am over six foot and, although I've always been a truck and Jeep kind of guy, I've always thought the Shelby Type 65 Daytona Coupe is the most beautiful car ever designed in America. I turned the corner at the auction and there was the Factory Five kiosk with their Type 65 replica right out front.

I told my brother-in-law I had to sit in it and he warned me that I might get in, but might not be able to get out. I laughed and reminded him that Pete Brock, Ken Miles, Bob Bondurant, and Dan Gurney were all bigger guys and they drove and/or raced the Type 65. My brother-in-law couldn't resist retorting that they all did that before their joints calcified as badly as ours.

Well, after about fifteen minutes of stooping, folding, and cramming, I got in and it was wonderful, the stuff of the best wet dreams; but, it subsequently took my brother-in-law and two Factory Five employees another twenty minutes to wriggle me free and drag me out of the car and across the tarmac on my rear. There was no way I was going to be a sports car guy on any regular basis.

So, the point is that most daily driver sports car guys have to be small and nimble to routinely get into the tiny things that sit all that way down on the ground. It may be that those guys have smaller appendages simply because they're physically smaller overall and have to be to be sports car guys.

Had a similar experience but mine wasn't a sports car. Took multiple people and about 30 minutes to pry 15 year old me out of a cheeseburger...

 

[zouch]

i love that reference,... but did he really?
what did Enzo say?

sure about that? Remember what Enzo Ferrari said about Jeeps...

 

[ViperJon]

Being "average" at best I try to console myself with the fact its almost tripled in value and only going up. . That helps......

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