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I think we all knew this, now there is a study to prove it.


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10.) This scans. I drive a Yugo and I'm hung like a horse.
9.) Size doesn't matter to me... as long as I have a Hummer.
8.) Were women who own sports cars skewing these stats?
7.) Can I drive a Ferrari if my name is Dick?
6.) So... this explains why my car cover came with a reservoir tip.
5.) I thought I had Peyronie's disease. Turns out I just needed a front-end alignment.
4.) If I have ED, do I call Roadside Assistance?
3.) If I can't find 93 octane, can I crush up some Viagra and put it in the tank?
2.) Countach, Merciélago, Aventador... just call it the Lamborghini Johnson and be done with it.
1.) I showed this article to my wife. She said, "What, so that makes me a fucking garage?!?!"
 
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If I had a 50 inch dick I would still want to get a 911 to make it 55 inches. This study only proves that sports cars work. 😄
Your logic is sound, therefore I have sport bikes so does this add an exponential in length? We need more study!
 

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Only if you buy a short, 2-door” Willys”
Hmmm— now I know why I have kept the short, small 3A all these decades. 😁
 

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Opus' Top Ten Responses To This Thread (yeah, I referred to myself in third-person, deal with it)

10.) This scans. I drive a Yugo and I'm hung like a horse.
9.) Size doesn't matter to me... as long as I have a Hummer.
8.) Were women who own sports cars skewing these stats?
7.) Can I drive a Ferrari if my name is Dick?
6.) So... this explains why my car cover came with a reservoir tip.
5.) I thought I had Peyronie's disease. Turns out I just needed a front-end alignment.
4.) If I have ED, do I call Roadside Assistance?
3.) If I can't find 93 octane, can I crush up some Viagra and put it in the tank?
2.) Countach, Merciélago, Aventador... just call it the Lamborghini Johnson and be done with it.
1.) I showed this article to my wife. She said, "What, so that makes me a fucking garage?!?!"
My only regret is that I can only like this one time. Fkn classic :LOL:
 

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There’s a guy in my town who runs a lifted F350 on 35s.

His license plate reads “ITS AVG”.
I saw the same around here, and if I ever see it again I'll get a pic. A guy has a huge lifted truck and his plate says CMPENS8
 

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F’it, paper cuts hurt like a Mofo. Someone give me a Ferrari
 
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