Roky
Well-Known Member
Wow…… if you’re never taking your rig off-road then maybe you can sell your winch and get one of these ……..the other things on your list aren’t worth trying to get resolved, shit like that happens on the daily this day and age, you just have to expect it, and be prepared to fix it otherwise it will never be to your standards……….
Warn Zeon 10-S Dummy Winch
The Zeon Dummy Winch is an unusable copy of the dependable Warn Zeon Winch. With its Heavy-Duty looks and Warn decal, your friends at the 7-11 parking won’t know the difference between this dummy winch and a real-life winch. Let’s face it, you’ll never use a real winch anyway, so why pay for a real winch?
Built with the actual Warn Zeon external winch body parts, this dummy looks exactly like a real Warn Zeon winch, but it doesn’t have any of the expensive internals needed to make this thing actually winch you out of a sticky situation.
Featuring the industry standard 10x4.5” bolt pattern, this dummy winch will bolt up to most winch bumpers, immediately making your 4x4 look tougher than it really is.
By not having that powerful series-wound electric motor, that 3-stage planetary geartrain or that class-leading cone braking system, you will have the most reliable winch of all your friends. It will literally never break down and leave you stranded. Another bonus is without a connection to your battery, you’ll never have to worry about the extra strain on your vehicle’s electrical system.
Best of all, this winch is backed by a limited Lifetime Warranty. Which you’ll never have to use, because this winch is designed to look good, not actually work.
Warn Zeon 10-S Dummy Winch
The Zeon Dummy Winch is an unusable copy of the dependable Warn Zeon Winch. With its Heavy-Duty looks and Warn decal, your friends at the 7-11 parking won’t know the difference between this dummy winch and a real-life winch. Let’s face it, you’ll never use a real winch anyway, so why pay for a real winch?
Built with the actual Warn Zeon external winch body parts, this dummy looks exactly like a real Warn Zeon winch, but it doesn’t have any of the expensive internals needed to make this thing actually winch you out of a sticky situation.
Featuring the industry standard 10x4.5” bolt pattern, this dummy winch will bolt up to most winch bumpers, immediately making your 4x4 look tougher than it really is.
By not having that powerful series-wound electric motor, that 3-stage planetary geartrain or that class-leading cone braking system, you will have the most reliable winch of all your friends. It will literally never break down and leave you stranded. Another bonus is without a connection to your battery, you’ll never have to worry about the extra strain on your vehicle’s electrical system.
Best of all, this winch is backed by a limited Lifetime Warranty. Which you’ll never have to use, because this winch is designed to look good, not actually work.
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