Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[Smarrtazz]

I leave for a few hours and y’all are already pushing Billy to the JLUR?!? This is the WAITING room ain’t it?!? Hold in there for a JTR! I gotta have at least one person I know that owns one

Ahahaha!

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[cedxc2005]

lol conveniently forgot about all the virtual black eyes you've given Chris?

Really curious as to whether or not Lydia could be so kind as to identify exactly what in me she finds so off-putting...so I can find it, exorcise it, and get a girlfriend (and no, I would not be so presumptuous as to ask her ).


Incoming slap in 3...2...1...

 

[Billy]

Soooo, what’s the latest?

Gotta call them back and set up a test drive. If I decide to do it. I hate rash decisions. I will probably at least go drive it, but I'm not gonna make them hold it for me.

 

[Billy]

Really curious as to whether or not Lydia could be so kind as to identify exactly what in me she finds so off-putting...so I can find it, exorcise it, and get a girlfriend (and no, I would not be so presumptuous as to ask her ).


Incoming slap in 3...2...1...

She's just being coy with Twinsie...

 

[Smarrtazz]

Gotta call them back and set up a test drive. If I decide to do it. I hate rash decisions. I will probably at least go drive it, but I'm not gonna make them hold it for me.

Smart man...keep your head about it and you’ll make the right decision for yourself

 

[LydiaSP613]

Really curious as to whether or not Lydia could be so kind as to identify exactly what in me she finds so off-putting...so I can find it, exorcise it, and get a girlfriend (and no, I would not be so presumptuous as to ask her ).


Incoming slap in 3...2...1...

Lydia is never the one who says you’re goina get slapped! I’m always the one defending you who says you won’t!!

 

[obwahn]

Smart man...keep your head about it and you’ll make the right decision for yourself

Pffffffft, quit screwing around and just get it.

(did I type that out loud?)

 

[Billy]

Did y'all know (doubtful) that Sammy bought a mountain bike store in the 90s, then had a bike of his own commissioned by Fisher bikes, and called it the Red Rocker? It was (obvee) a red frame, but was the first Mtn bike to use all black components, no chrome, silver, or polished aluminum. Now, even though I'm not a super fan (but he is into bikes, airplanes, distilled beverages, hot women, etc) I love the idea of a JL Red Rocker.

This is killing me.

http://www.redrocker.com/redheads/u...ammy-hagars-original-mountain-bike-red-rocker

 

[Smarrtazz]

Pffffffft, quit screwing around and just get it.

(did I type that out loud?)

Knope-only thinking it

 

[Billy]

Pffffffft, quit screwing around and just get it.

(did I type that out loud?)

Ha!

Yes you did!

One of my favorite lines to use.

 

[Smarrtazz]

Did y'all know (doubtful) that Sammy bought a mountain bike store in the 90s, then had a bike of his own commissioned by Fisher bikes, and called it the Red Rocker? It was (obvee) a red frame, but was the first Mtn bike to use all black components, no chrome, silver, or polished aluminum. Now, even though I'm not a super fan (but he is into bikes, airplanes, distilled beverages, hot women, etc) I love the idea of a JL Red Rocker.

This is killing me.

Sleep on it

 

[Billy]

Sleep on it

SO close to what I want you to say...

Totally the look I want though.

This one Lydia posted earlier... BOOM.

 

[obwahn]

Did y'all know (doubtful) that Sammy bought a mountain bike store in the 90s, then had a bike of his own commissioned by Fisher bikes, and called it the Red Rocker? It was (obvee) a red frame, but was the first Mtn bike to use all black components, no chrome, silver, or polished aluminum. Now, even though I'm not a super fan (but he is into bikes, airplanes, distilled beverages, hot women, etc) I love the idea of a JL Red Rocker.

This is killing me.

http://www.redrocker.com/redheads/u...ammy-hagars-original-mountain-bike-red-rocker

Just how many more omens and star alignments do you require?

(I'll stop now, I promise)

 

[Smarrtazz]

SO close to what I want you to say...

Totally the look I want though.

 

[Billy]

What?! I calls 'em as I sees 'em...

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