Gimmie Your Best Jeep/Wrangler Joke

[DHW]

Some of you may have noticed I tend to make stupid, sarcastic comments on occasion. Well I'm running out of material, so I'm calling on all you to give me your best Jeep/Wrangler/Chrysler jokes. I believe everybody needs to laugh at themselves sometimes, but if that isn't good enough for you, the winner of "Best Joke", as determined by me, wins full ownership and control of this website!*
I'll start:

98% of all Jeeps ever made are still on the road or trail to this very day... the other 2% made it home.



*Nope.

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[aldo98229]

Do memes count?

 

[DHW]

Do memes count?

Absolutely. But I swear the first person who says some dumb shit like “the Uconnect system is a joke” gets slapped through the internet.

 

[lpasq]

 

[Heimkehr]

I'll see your Angry Bird grille and raise you one geometric hot mess.

 

[Mikeoso]

Parachutes, kayaks, jeeps, and Vegas VIP cards...all of them will get you into places you should stay out of.

 

[Retrograde]

Q: How many FCA/Stellantis engineers does it take to design a properly functioning ESS system?

A: No one knows.

 

[dalema]

I'll see your Angry Bird grille and raise you one geometric hot mess.

If we are going there ....

 

[DHW]

I appreciate the effort, but unfortunately I'm going to have to disqualify this as a joke. It's actually functional. Everyone knows hex pattern flows 33% more air than slots. Also, this grill is so cool that it actually cools the air passing through it, thereby increasing performance.

 

[Wbino]

knock knock...

 

[Heimkehr]

...this grill is so cool that it actually cools the air passing through it, thereby increasing performance.

I appreciate the effort to claim coolness, but unfortunately I'm going to have to qualify that as a joke.

 

[jeepingib]

I appreciate the effort, but unfortunately I'm going to have to disqualify this as a joke. It's actually functional. Everyone knows hex pattern flows 33% more air than slots. Also, this grill is so cool that it actually cools the air passing through it, thereby increasing performance.

Go stand in the corner and think about what you just said!

 

[jeepingib]

 

[PocketsEmptied]

 

[JeepU4IA]

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