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I was really wishing it was the famous lost City of Beer. I feel sad now but will keep searching from here for now
Jeep Wrangler JL FCA to become Stellantis 1594910113035
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Instead of stale coffee and donuts FCA dealers will now have this

Jeep Wrangler JL FCA to become Stellantis 1594910113035
If only to assuage our concerns and dull our senses to the inability of the company make our jeeps drive in a straight live over 30 mph.
 

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If only to assuage our concerns and dull our senses to the inability of the company make our jeeps drive in a straight live over 30 mph.
They probably figure if they put a drunken driver behind a drunken steering...the Jeep ought to drive straight! :LOL:
 
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No worse than FCA I guess.
Stellantis... no I take it back it is worse than FCA. Sounds like the name of a killer testicle eating Ant in a 1970’s horror film.

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I get that PSA is Peugeot but there becomes a point in a man's adult life where PSA is more about how many times he gets up at night to pass water.

Perhaps Wrangler-Prostate Group is a better name.;)
 

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Coming up with a completely new name is dumb. They should've just picked the one with the best history and reputation (probably Chrysler). For example, Wells Fargo Bank used to be a California only bank before being gobbled up by much larger banks. They always kept the Wells Fargo name because it was the most valuable.
 

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Call you doctor for an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.
I recall the original add was seek professional help for an erection lasting longer than four hours. Then they made it politically correct.
 

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Don't take if you're allergic to Stellantis.
Call you doctor for an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

...it does have that type of name John that an ED medication might have, like a stellar erec you know what. Good one.;)
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