Daily Dose of Random Funny

RoadiJeff

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1) The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2) I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3) She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

4) A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5) No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

6) A dog that gave birth to puppies near the road was cited for littering.

7) A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France resulted in linoleum blown apart.

8)Two silk worms had a race and ended up in a tie.

9) A hole in the wall was found at a the nudist camp and police are looking into it.

10) Time flies like an arrow, while fruit flies like a banana.
 
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