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I thought the joke was fairly easy to understand. He’s just playing, I don’t think he meant to actually insult two door Jeep owners.

I go to moab 8x per year and the 4 doors and 2 doors both do all of the difficult trails, some even attempt to make the “Buggy only” trails where at that point they are barely even Jeeps. A four door isn’t any less capable than a two, plus that extra cargo room is great!

they each have their advantages here.
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2DR Jeep, 4DR Jeeeep?

They are both capable, but less is more sometimes. Some of us don’t have kids to haul around, and can rent a trailer or truck for the 1 or 2 times a year that more cargo room might be needed.
 

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You know, now that I think about it, I never saw angry grills or big light bars until the 4 door grocery getters came out. Hmmmm......
 

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This is sadistic and tasteless, I know.

Next time you see a sharp-looking two-door rig, approach the owner, smile, and ask “May I ask you a question about your rig?” Usually you will get an enthusiastic “Yes!” You will have to decide if you will let him/her off the hook after you ask the following question:

“Is that there a mini-Jeep?”

Bah-dum-dum *crash*
My reply is

"This is how a jeep is originally suppose to look like!!"

BOOM!

But i get it. ...

:)
 

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You know why 4-door jeep owners need more interior room?

To haul the chainsaws they'll need on the Northwest trials to be able to hang with the 2-doors through the trees. Because when your ego doesn't fit through, you destroy a perfectly good trail to show it who's boss.
 

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You know why 4-door jeep owners need more interior room?

To haul the chainsaws they'll need on the Northwest trials to be able to hang with the 2-doors through the trees. Because when your ego doesn't fit through, you destroy a perfectly good trail to show it who's boss.
OMG! So funny! LMAO and stuff.

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To add to the Tasteless and Sadistic ( all in FUN, of course) ..
As a 2 door owner, I simply look at their 4 door, or whatever, and say " nice Jeep, sorry about your small d!%k,,,"
 
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Now you guys are getting in the spirit of it!
 

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Seriously, they are both legitimately Jeeps! What makes this funny is how folks on both sides get REALLY sensitive about it - and I assure everyone, I am not talking about anyone in this thread.
Nah. Only the 2D is a real Jeep. Sorry buddy.

Btw nice jeep on your profile pic. :LOL:
 

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What has the world come to? People think station wagons are cool now and the kid at the dealer can't drive a stick!
 

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You should just ask them if they make that in "Guy Sizes". LMAOOOO
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