Can’t help but pick on the “little guy”

  1. Wabujitsu

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    This is sadistic and tasteless, I know.

    Next time you see a sharp-looking two-door rig, approach the owner, smile, and ask “May I ask you a question about your rig?” Usually you will get an enthusiastic “Yes!” You will have to decide if you will let him/her off the hook after you ask the following question:

    “Is that there a mini-Jeep?”

    Bah-dum-dum *crash*
     
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    Good thing I am retired. It’s all in good fun; I prefer to let them off the hook and compliment them on their rig.
     
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    pick on somebody your own size....:giggle:

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    Sadistic, tasteless...and not really funny either. You just come across looking like a douchebag.
     
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    I certainly understand your humorless perspective, and I regret you feel that way. I have yet to meet a two-door owner who didn’t laugh. Fortunately the good folks I’ve interacted with in this way have taken the joke with humility and humor.
     
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    #8 Nov 4, 2019
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    Humorless? LOL....you're the one who obviously got butt hurt by a facetious label of your behavior. :CWL:

    Oh, the irony. :clap: Seems you don't like jokes when they are about you. Starting to see the point? ;)


    I find self-deprecating humor to be a better ice breaker if that's your actual goal. :idea: YMMV. :like:

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    LOL! No Sean; I’m not butt-hurt - just giving you good natured crap back atcha. You’ve ALWAYS been nice to me; I thought we were just sparring in a friendly, funny way? My apologies for the misunderstanding. Douchebag ;)
     
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    No need to apologize bro....just illustrating how that good-natured ribbing may come across to a stranger. ;)
     
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    I can see the hidden camara thing where a hot blonde in daisy dukes runs up to a 2 door Jeep and gushes, "Is that the new Mahindra" then they film the reaction and it hits YouTube, gets a ba-zillion shares and makes someone a shit load of money.
     
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    I'm a pretty funny guy... seriously... just ask me. But I had to (regrettably) read it twice just to understand it.
    Minutes of my life I'll never get back. No one to blame but myself.
     
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    Yep, and all along the trail is the smell of burned up clutches and the sound of stalling engines... :giggle:
     
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    Move to Long Island (4 door Wrangler capitol of the world) and you'll wish you drove a 2 door. I think I've seen one or two total since the JL was released. I can't drive anywhere in my 4 door without 5 other 4 doors in my view. I want to trade it for a 2 door or a Gladiator at this point.
     
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    It’s about a one-third (2-door)/two thirds (4-door) split in my corner of Florida. 2-doors are well-represented here.
     
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