Well shit. "There is a 2-vehicle minimum to drive the trails." My friends all kind of suck. They want to go wheeling real soon now.
Can we go wheeling this weekend? No, not this weekend.
Can we go wheeling next weekend? No, not next weekend.
Can we go wheeling next month? No, not next month.
Can we go wheeling next year? No, not next year.
Can we go wheeling next millennium? No, not next millennium, but I really want go wheeling with you Real Soon Now™.
I'm tired of hearing how they want to go wheeling. Put up or shut up.
I guess I need to find me a deal on a CJ, YJ, TJ, XJ, etc., and take my son with me. And my dog. And pay one of those friends to guard my house while we're all gone.
You have never driven in Dallas.