All Wranglers are not bad news. Mine's been perfect. On a forum like this you are not likely to hear all the good stories. Any vehicle brand will have it's issues.
G.
On the surface, it sounds like the dealer is trying to make it right. However . . . . he also REALLY wants to be rid of it. I think post #9 nails it. I'd move on from this one since there is no history.
G.
Yep Justin, my wife just called AAA for a 3year old battery dead in the parking lot without warning on her JK.
Let us know how that "I never worry about it " system works out.
Unless it's an Odessy or other high end battery don't push it. Especially with the ESS Aux battery system. ( my JL is...