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[Sean L]

I’m telling you if you try you will see how more finger you get back to you heck you might get someone to get out their Jeep as well.

Meanwhile in Russia....

 

[Smarrtazz]

Good morning!

 

[Sean L]

Good morning!

They've also never heard of Iced Coffee as well

 

[J.R. Quimby]

 

[cedxc2005]

That’s really awesome. Pride in a job well done is wonderful, but seeing it concretely makes that pride feel more authentic. Congrats.

Thank you!

 

[cedxc2005]

yeah, my office is right by Smith & Wollensky. easy walk from Grand Central (i commute from CT)

I can't believe it's taken us this long to put this together. I work (usually) at 46th and 5th. Lunch perhaps?

 

[cedxc2005]

Awesome! I wish you had worked on the lift dump squat switch that I tested. I think the airplane spotted a Krispy Kreme and wanted a donut. While I understand that when that Hot light is on the donuts are amazing. I didn't appreciate the plane taking a nose dive for the parking lot. To tell the truth I'm just embarrassed that I screamed; "I don't wanna die a virgin" on the way down.

I mean, I'm no slouch, but you gotta tone the lingo down just a touch for those of us outside the aerospace industry.

 

[cedxc2005]

It was a Gulfstream outfitted to glide like the space shuttle. It decided that the nose wheel was on the ground so it deployed the spoilers, dumped the flaps, and opened the drag cowls. I think the computers had a little conversation that day:

Nose gear: "Hey wings, we're on the ground so stop flying bros."
Wings: "Sure brah."
FCM: "Why is the ugly one screaming like a teenage girl at a Justin Bieber concert? I think I'll light up all sorts of warnings and sing him the song of my people."
My sweat glands: "EVACUATE!!!"
My seat: "FML!"

Ah...this makes more sense. (strangely enough)

 

[cedxc2005]

Yes, I put nap at the top of today's agenda. Just gotta pack up the RV and get ready to head out of here eventually. Luckily I don't have to pack much at all since lunch is the only meal I have to do myself. The other meals are provided.

I guess I missed it, but where ya goin to? What's the occasion?

 

[cedxc2005]

I’m going to season your tent with bacon grease... attack here!!!

Bacon is great though...

Unless you're threatening to have me maimed by bears for a harmless prank. Because that wouldn't be overreacting at all.

 

[cedxc2005]

So I’m getting little one ready and dress I make her some breakfast and she asking for ice coffee

Make sure you get decaf. Little ones seldom need more energy.

 

[cedxc2005]

They've also never heard of Iced Coffee as well

My only issue with iced coffee is that I tend to drink it WAY too fast.

 

[Sean L]

My only issue with iced coffee is that I tend to drink it WAY too fast.

Same with Sweet Tea for me... then I get a sugar AND a caffeine rush, and the crash is twice as hard after they wear off, lol.

 

[obwahn]

I guess I missed it, but where ya goin to? What's the occasion?

Just the local fairgrounds for our kickoff camping. Very close to my house.

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