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Ok... one more before I wander off into the strange and scary world of ... work ...

That is amazing!

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Boo as well.

My brother

 

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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
‘You talk?’ he asks.
‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So,what’s your story?’
The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’ ‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down..

I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.’ Then I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired..

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.
‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’
‘Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that shit.

 

[TJ2018]

Good morning/ afternoon got some goodies today for my boat trailer.

Man... that is a Porch Pirates dream right there!!!!

 

[TJ2018]

I couldn’t help but think of this scene from Tombstone

 

[Smarrtazz]

Good morning/afternoon from Breckinridge. I LOVE it here. The people are nice. The weather and scenery is beautiful. I went to Vail yesterday...meh. It’s a good place to visit. We did an escape room for the first time, that was a lot of fun. There are a ton of Wranglers here..pretty sure they’d get carpal tunnel syndrome if they wave to everyone. I even saw Lagertha’s brother...he was beautiful.

 

[Robieman]

Good morning/afternoon from Breckinridge. I LOVE it here. The people are nice. The weather and scenery is beautiful. I went to Vail yesterday...meh. It’s a good place to visit. We did an escape room for the first time, that was a lot of fun. There are a ton of Wranglers here..pretty sure they’d get carpal tunnel syndrome if they wave to everyone. I even saw Lagertha’s brother...he was beautiful.

Beautiful pics Trina. Glad you're having a good time.

 

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Beautiful pics Trina. Glad you're having a good time.

Thanks, Robie. The first two days I made sad, brown coffee water...I ended up going into town for better coffee

 

[TJ2018]

Good morning/afternoon from Breckinridge. I LOVE it here. The people are nice. The weather and scenery is beautiful. I went to Vail yesterday...meh. It’s a good place to visit. We did an escape room for the first time, that was a lot of fun. There are a ton of Wranglers here..pretty sure they’d get carpal tunnel syndrome if they wave to everyone. I even saw Lagertha’s brother...he was beautiful.

Beautiful there! Not sure if you've been (or planning to go) to Colorado Springs, but the Garden of the Gods and 7-Falls are pretty awesome! But it's a bit of a haul from Breckenridge (2 hours).

 

[Robieman]

Thanks, Robie. The first two days I made sad, brown coffee water...I ended up going into town for better coffee

Nothing like a good cup of coffee and beautiful views, like you have there.

 

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I saw a couple of JTs in the wild

 

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Beautiful there! Not sure if you've been (or planning to go) to Colorado Springs, but the Garden of the Gods and 7-Falls are pretty awesome! But it's a bit of a haul from Breckenridge (2 hours).

Absolutely gorgeous...thank you

 

[TJ2018]

Thanks, Robie. The first two days I made sad, brown coffee water...I ended up going into town for better coffee

That's terrible...

 

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Nothing like a good cup of coffee and beautiful views, like you have there.

I agree...sad, brown coffee or not

 

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That's terrible...

It truly was...

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