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I hate those late sippers! Why don't they sip earlier damn it!
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Unacceptable. The number of troops coming home with Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE) from the concussive injuries they experienced from road side bombs, despite their presence inside of fully armored Hummers or tanks at the time of detonation is reaching, like in the NFL, epidemic proportions.
Watch the link. Look at pictures of destroyed Humvees. Watch tanks being blown several feet off the ground and on to their side.
Yes--these vehicles save 1000s of lives and weren't available in the older conflicts and theaters of war you mention. If you served then thank you. But today's combat veteran is anything but a pansy. And no, I never served, but I serve those that are and who have.
We respect the Jeep in part for the historical role it played in helping us/soldiers in times of war. Let's respect the person behind its wheel no less.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/combat-veterans-coming-home-with-cte/
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crik
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A newbie to the forum here. As a Renegade Deserthawk (2017) owner, I've heard all these things before. Don't think they were meant as humorously though. Loved the post.
I'm considering a JL now, so all the dinosaurs must be right about late sippers, eh?
I'm considering a JL now, so all the dinosaurs must be right about late sippers, eh?
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DrPerez007
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CJ? YJ? TJ? JK? JL? I'm sorry you losers, Jeep died after the M38A1. Those rounded fenders also put to shame all those flat-fender fakes! Or is that flakes?! Even the knock-off civilian CJ couldn't carry the A1's water bucket. I only bought my CJ so some other loser wouldn't have to suffer thru it. Likewise with my TJ and my JK. And someday I'll probably buy the JL just because it will be the last, most hated, Jeep. And a Jeep pickup? That's another thread...
And God bless all the troops that have driven the jeeps thru war and peace. They're the real heroes!
And God bless all the troops that have driven the jeeps thru war and peace. They're the real heroes!
Matthew/E36
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Its all these baby-boomers old and retired demanding soft trucks...totally ruined the wranglers!
CantThinkOfAHandle
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Not so fast, smartypants! You care to do a survey on the age groups that are most loudly clamoring for better cup holder locations, standard LED headlights, remote keyless entry and Apple AirPlay? It ain't the baby boomers.
And you know why? It's because we don't know how to use any of that stuff, that's why!
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I guess we should copy this and have it at the ready when the JM comes out. I wonder what that abomination will look like.
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Real Jeeps aren’t hybrid, self-driving abominations like the JM! And I’m sorry, but the flying feature and invisible top option are just not something that should be offered on a Jeep! Pathetic!I guess we should copy this and have it at the ready when the JM comes out. I wonder what that abomination will look like.
Shooting or Jeeping
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And for the JN, appearing in 2035 “They get 24 miles to the gallon?! Tree hugging hippies!”I guess we should copy this and have it at the ready when the JM comes out. I wonder what that abomination will look like.
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Wow! Thanks for resurrecting that. I had never seen it. Superb!
I now know my place in the Jeep universe, particularly when some 18 yr old, in a drafty, leaky, ratty-topped TJ passes me, while I'm in my auto-climate-controlled quiet cabin, with heated wheel and seats, sipping an $8 mocha-skim-machiatto-latte-venti, listening to Watercolors Cool Jazz on my 435-station satellite radio. I'll get no wave, and know I'm not worthy, in the worst Jeep ever made, the Jeep that will be the demise of the Jeep brand. I'll feel lower than low....
No offense to 18 yr olds, driving a drafty, leaky, ratty-topped TJ.
I now know my place in the Jeep universe, particularly when some 18 yr old, in a drafty, leaky, ratty-topped TJ passes me, while I'm in my auto-climate-controlled quiet cabin, with heated wheel and seats, sipping an $8 mocha-skim-machiatto-latte-venti, listening to Watercolors Cool Jazz on my 435-station satellite radio. I'll get no wave, and know I'm not worthy, in the worst Jeep ever made, the Jeep that will be the demise of the Jeep brand. I'll feel lower than low....
No offense to 18 yr olds, driving a drafty, leaky, ratty-topped TJ.
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