Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[cedxc2005]

Joking aside, you do get hit with a fee for going over your mileage on a lease. One of the reasons I never seriously considered one, and a lesson learned (At my brothers expense) when I was younger.

In all likelihood, I'll be buying my JL after or near the end of the lease. I'll have to negotiate the high mileage fees out if they exist...but this is a conversation for 32 months from now.

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[JEEPJL]

Don't get me wrong, it's fukn funny. It's just out there!

Oh way the F out there !!!!!

I didn't wanna open it ,,,but couldn't resist and then when I watched I didn't want to be the only one ??:cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl:

 

[JEEPJL]

Damn! Then 25 is a bargain. Local shop charged me 15 for my old Cherokee:cwl:

Different machine for over sized tires so somebody's gotta pay for it !!

 

[JEEPJL]

I see FL plates all summer long clogging the roads at well under the posted limit, you can have them all back now! :cwl:

even if I said no thank you ..............they'll come back

Like dropping a cat off out in the woods only to find the little fucker on your porch by the time your get home !!!

 

[JEEPJL]

Yep, and they see you drive a wrangler and up the price :cwl:

Right !

so the deal I'm getting is actually good

I have been blessed with my dealership !,,,hand shakes every time I stop in ...minimal waiting for any kinda service - so far
Good bunch of guys they are

 

[cedxc2005]

I'm not partial to Ford's, at least anymore, but they win to contest of vehicles I've kept the longest. One for 12 years one for 9 years.

Same here, I had the Mustang GT for just under 10 years.

Jeep - One for two years (XJ), one for twelve (WJ)

 

[JEEPJL]

Sounds great. Gotta nurture that relationship.

I feel like sending a dozen pizza's over there one day !

 

[Billy]

even if I said no thank you ..............they'll come back

Like dropping a cat off out in the woods only to find the little fucker on your porch by the time your get home !!!

Dude, that's just wrong.


If you really want to get rid of the cat, use a burlap bag and a rock. If after you throw it into the river, it still gets home before you do, you better let it in. Then burn the house down.

 

[JEEPJL]

:cwl:
The winter weather has a good side, everyone leaves :cwl:

Oh I know !!! I know this for a FN fact !!!

and I know where they go !!!

 

[cedxc2005]

Well you live in one of the most expensive cities

Well, yes. But that just means my rent is equivalent to a mortgage. My issue is the next item - $400/mo into the black hole.

 

[Billy]

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?


Put them in a paper bag, dowsed in gas. When you hit the match to it, it goes up in flames with a WOOF!

 

[Billy]

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

Kill it and freeze it. Then when you put it through a table saw it goes MMMMEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWW....

 

[Billy]

I'll take sick jokes for $500, Alex...

 

[JEEPJL]

Dude, that's just wrong.


If you really want to get rid of the cat, use a burlap bag and a rock. If after you throw it into the river, it still gets home before you do, you better let it in. Then burn the house down.

setting it free and sinking it are two different things

pussy killer !!

 

[JEEPJL]

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

Kill it and freeze it. Then when you put it through a table saw it goes MMMMEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWW....

................................................I got nothin

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