Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[Smarrtazz]

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[Sean L]

That’s a good idea. I bet Amazon could get them out faster.

And considering the size of box that a pair of scissors arrives in, you could build a community centre with the left over packaging.

world homelessness solved!

 

[CrazyKASG]

Thanks, Trina, and you too!

Ralph, is your spouse happily home in the Philippines?

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

Truth

 

[obwahn]

That’s a good idea. I bet Amazon could get them out faster.

And considering the size of box that a pair of scissors arrives in, you could build a community centre with the left over packaging.

Priceless!

 

[Smarrtazz]

 

[JEEPJL]

I approve! Two day deleivery-check!

That would kinda kill this waiting room though wouldnt it ???

Catch 22 - lol

 

[JEEPJL]

Im still learning ....lol

 

[Smarrtazz]

That would kinda kill this waiting room though wouldnt it ???

Catch 22 - lol

Well, you have your Jeep and are still present and accounted for..perhaps this room is a long-term hangout

 

[obwahn]

Fire ants?

 

[Sean L]

Ralph, is your spouse happily home in the Philippines?

As a guy also married to a Filipina....

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

Saturday parenting story.

We were finally ready for the ballet recital. After much struggle while working on crutches, daughter’s hair was in a ballet bun, and she was costumed and ready to go. We load up, head into town, running late. 5 minutes from the venue, Hubby asks daughter where her ballet shoes are. She looks up from her book, gasps, and says “I don’t know! I thought you had them! They must be on the bed!!”

Hubby takes a deep breath, decides to drop daughter and I off at the venue, then drive back home (15 min one way) to get them. I drop daughter off, tell the organizers that hubby is bringing her shoes, and go find my seat. Time ticks by.

Opening number...

Where’s hubby???

I get a text.

“The shoes were in her dance bag which was in her footwell.”

Hubby drives back, delivers shoes in time, and all is well.

Hubby = parental deep breathing zen master.

 

[Smarrtazz]

Fire ants?

Yep, when the land floods, they just make their homes float and attack the shit out of anything that comes in contact with it.

 

[Smarrtazz]

Saturday parenting story.

We were finally ready for the ballet recital. After much struggle while working on crutches, daughter’s hair was in a ballet bun, and she was costumed and ready to go. We load up, head into town, running late. 5 minutes from the venue, Hubby asks daughter where her ballet shoes are. She looks up from her book, gasps, and says “I don’t know! I thought you had them! They must be on the bed!!”

Hubby takes a deep breath, decides to drop daughter and I off at the venue, then drive back home (15 min one way) to get them. I drop daughter off, tell the organizers that hubby is bringing her shoes, and go find my seat. Time ticks by.

Opening number...

Where’s hubby???

I get a text.

“The shoes were in her dance bag which was in her footwell.”

Hubby drives back, delivers shoes in time, and all is well.

Hubby = parental deep breathing zen master.

That’s awful and I’m sure happens far too often..I know it has with me. #panicked moments

 

[Sean L]

I tried finding an Epi-pen joke as I am pretty allergic to fire ants... but all I found was people upset over "Peter Rabbit"

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