Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[JimLee]

I’m good for now, but thanks for offering to make such a huge sacrifice. Gonna wait and see how the electric bills go thru the summer so I have a baseline.

You just saved a bunch of peoples feelings on Thriday, you are a good man, they should thank you! Offer stands, anytime buddy, anytime.

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[JoeValkIS]

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him, so he walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing...
She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole and you’re a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.”
He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached the lady, again with the same request.

She said, “I’m on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.”
Once again, he thanked her.

He finished his round, went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar.
He went up to her and said, “Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.”
He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did.

She said she was in sales and he said he was in sales also.
He asked what she sold.

She replied, “If I told you, you would only laugh.”
“No, I wouldn’t.” he said.
She said, “I sell tampons.”

With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.

She said, “See, I knew you would laugh.”

“That’s not what I’m laughing at!” he replied. “I’m a toilet paper salesman, so I’m STILL one hole behind you!”

 

[JoeValkIS]

 

[Sean L]

Well something tells me this bead isn't really locked...

 

[Sean L]

$56,250 for my Xtreme Recon. Invoice is just above 50 so sounds like its not a bad deal if you can get that below invoice pricing.

 

[HDinkH]

You're not with Duke Energy?

Nope, Surry- Yadkin electric co-op

Even after a year of looking, I almost turned down the house because of the power company.

 

[Sean L]

Nope, Surry- Yadkin electric co-op

Even after a year of looking, I almost turned down the house because of the power company.

And I'm pretty sure the power comes from the Belews Creek power station run by Duke Energy anyway. So you're probably paying a markup on what the co-op has to pay. Unless there's a plant over in Surrey or Yadkin counties I don't know about.

 

[Steveo]

And I'm pretty sure the power comes from the Belews Creek power station run by Duke Energy anyway. So you're probably paying a markup on what the co-op has to pay. Unless there's a plant over in Surrey or Yadkin counties I don't know about.

Run by these guys

 

[Sean L]

Run by these guys

It sucks that utility companies are the only ones that can get away with monopolizing the market.

 

[Iaintgonnatellu]

Just got to add molding and I’m done.

 

[Steveo]

Would I be out of line if I said GFY to the $168 electric bill payors? I just paid $470 (much AC was used) and I live alone.

 

[Steveo]

Just got to add molding and I’m done.

I'm gonna say you should patch that door knob hole in the drywall, too. (and add a door stop)

 

[Steveo]

It sucks that utility companies are the only ones that can get away with monopolizing the market.

 

[Iaintgonnatellu]

I'm gonna say you should patch that door knob hole in the drywall, too. (and add a door stop)

Yep. Fucked up part is I patched up the whole room a month ago

 

[Mikeoso]

It sucks that utility companies are the only ones that can get away with monopolizing the market.

Dunno about NC, but here the power companies are regulated by the state.

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