Jeepmarkjl
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1. Ford figures out how to get 236 mpg from waste water.
2. Jeep hires the entire quality control team from Land Rover.
3. Owning a Ford Bronco will stop my kids from asking me for money.
4. Bronco adds a taco dispenser (w fresh limes)
5. Bronco exhaust can be mined for gold dust and diamonds.
6. A Bronco passively can run all the power in my house - even with the house AC on high and teenagers leave the damn door open all the time.
7. If owning a Bronco compels attractive and smart women to spontaneously show up at dinner with tacos at my home.
8. Has a button that pays for college tuition (tax free)
9. Jeep decides to change the Wrangler to a 3 wheeler.
10. Broncos fart golden retriever puppies who are potty trained day one and don’t chew on your shoe laces EVERY freaking chance they get.
until then…I love my Jeep.
2. Jeep hires the entire quality control team from Land Rover.
3. Owning a Ford Bronco will stop my kids from asking me for money.
4. Bronco adds a taco dispenser (w fresh limes)
5. Bronco exhaust can be mined for gold dust and diamonds.
6. A Bronco passively can run all the power in my house - even with the house AC on high and teenagers leave the damn door open all the time.
7. If owning a Bronco compels attractive and smart women to spontaneously show up at dinner with tacos at my home.
8. Has a button that pays for college tuition (tax free)
9. Jeep decides to change the Wrangler to a 3 wheeler.
10. Broncos fart golden retriever puppies who are potty trained day one and don’t chew on your shoe laces EVERY freaking chance they get.
until then…I love my Jeep.
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