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[Ohio Hiker]

Y'all need to pray for god to give me patience. I'm gonna use the strength he gave me to beat a motherfucker
To death with a flip-flop.

Make sure someone gets good video of it so it can go viral.

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[cosine]

are we going to have to set up a go fund me page to raise money to get @OilBurnerHoldOut out of jail.

 

[Steveo]

Going through the guard shack today. I set the metal detector off, as usual.
Me- There's a brace on my left leg. Just so ya know.
Guard-Ok.
...
What's this metal thing on your leg?
Me- The brace I told you about.
Guard- No. Down here above your ankle.
Me- The bottom of the brace.
Guard- ...
Well, what's goin off up here by your hip?
Me- THE. BRACE.
Guard- Well how far does that go?!
Me- From my hip to my ankle. It
Guard- You said it was on your left knee.
Me- Incorrect. I stated that it was on my left LEG.
Guard- I don't think that's...
Gets cutoff by the guard running the X-ray machine. "will you shut up, and let the man through?! Someone gonna slap you yet."


Yup. I feel so protected as work...

You shoulda stabbed him.

 

[Steveo]

Y'all need to pray for god to give me patience. I'm gonna use the strength he gave me to beat a motherfucker
To death with a flip-flop.

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

are we going to have to set up a go fund me page to raise money to get @OilBurnerHoldOut out of jail.

Yes.

You shoulda stabbed him.

Yes.

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

For reference. It's not like it's hidden.

 

[Deleted member 29342]

For reference. It's not like it's hidden.

Did I miss something

 

[Smarrtazz]

First time playing softball in forever

 

[Mikeoso]

obwahn's balls are blue, too

...and you know this...how, exactly?

 

[nomographer]

Y'all need to pray for god to give me patience. I'm gonna use the strength he gave me to beat a motherfucker
To death with a flip-flop.

Next time, "If you like me that much I can take my pants off for you, here just let me get this belt..."

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

Did I miss something

Dealing with new micro tears in one of my ligaments, thanks to a coworker, and inflamation of existing scar tissues. Got a new brace, and a cane (which I can't and won't use as work).

Next time, "If you like me that much I can take my pants off for you, here just let me get this belt..."

I don't wear pants usually anyways...

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

...and you know this...how, exactly?

Well, he does owe Steve rent...

 

[SarahSimm]

Do you know how some British people call the new Gladiator?
Glad-I-ate-her

 

[J.R. Quimby]

Y'all need to pray for god to give me patience. I'm gonna use the strength he gave me to beat a motherfucker
To death with a flip-flop.

 

[Ohio Hiker]

For reference. It's not like it's hidden.

do you have to wear the ugly brown UPS shirt? because if so, your outfit doesn't match.

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